Not If I Reboot You First!

236: Ryan Replaces The Replacements

You ready for some FOOTBALL? Tanner wasn't, but Ryan and Lindsay are actual jocks so they're here to help them remake their second-favourite sports movie The Replacements. How can we keep the heartwarming idea of second chances and glory for glory's sake, while also making sure this movie doesn't hate Unions the same way that the original does? Listen to find out!

Our guest Ryan can be found on BlueSky @HauntedTheVagabond!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

235: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Bring Sport Back to Oakland

It's time for a CHALLENGE EPISODE! It's Tanner's birthday today, and they were given a topic by Lindsay to tackle on their own, and the challenge was 2000's Romeo Must Die! The film that turned Jet Li and the late Aaliyah into stars, a loose retelling of Shakespeare that can be tightened up...by stretching it out into a miniseries. We discuss how the the film resonates even more today, nepo babies funding third spaces, and women.

Thank you Ryan for explaining the Oakland Sports situation to us; he can be found on BlueSky @hauntedthevagabond!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

234: Lindsay Makes a Film That Doesn't Self-Ignite

What's one to do with a cursed film made by a nazi occultist? Stick it in your freezer! Or write a book about it, and Silva Morena-Garcia's Silver Nitrate is a super awesome read. But it's a book about film, and Lindsay really wants to make a film about film, so we're doing an adaptation of it! We discuss how to smooth over the few bumps we found, playing with the medium, why Nazi magic is all fake, and which niche Anime Guillermo would reference if he was in the director's chair. It's rad!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

233: Tanner Gets Slashered in Australia

Oh naur! There's a slasher loose in this Australian film and Kylie Minogue is right in their crosshairs! As Tanner and Lindsay combine their creative energies, they'll make some kind of ghost who's terrible at acting and remembering its cues. Also discussed are a head budget, cursed films, and a sharp orange.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

232: Lindsay and Tanner Audit Frankenstein's Tarp Budget

Years ago, Once Upon a Time reached it's happy ending. But now we need a new show to annually reboot, season by season. A show with a plethora of public domain characters given a bit of a twist. Something spooky, something slimey, something a little bit gayer than the original (but doesn't wanna f***in' COMMIT!). We need something like...PENNY DREADFUL.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

231: Tanner and Lindsay Return to Answering Questions

It has been nearly THREE YEARS since we did a Q and A episode! That's bonkers. We wrote a play, we left, we came back, we left again...but now the podcast has solidified, and what better way to cap things off than discuss our reboot white whales, who we're selling out for, and our breakfast hot takes. Did I mention my mother is here?

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

230: Sam Explores a New Era of Magic the Gathering

With 30 years of complicated backstory and powerful cards, it can be a little daunting to get into Magic the Gathering from any angle these days. Fortunately, Hasbro has just gone belly-up and we bought the entire IP for $20, and Sam has some ideas on how to start everything from scratch. He's going to make the story more approachable and play with tension on a meta-level, Tanner's going to find ways to explore worlds without needing to devote entire sets to them, and Lindsay is gonna look in from the outside and tell us what a normie thinks of all this. Learn what it means to tell a long-form story, and what it means to be a one-man Bene Gesserit!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Sam can be found on bluesky @SamGasch, and on instagram @IdealRemake.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

229: Ryan Brings Back the REAL Marvel vs Capcom

HAHAHA NIIRYF, WELCOME...TO DIE! Ryan tags in to help Tanner and Lindsay put together the next Marvel vs Capcom game, regarldess of the disc space. It's a long hard road to assemble this roster...so much so that this podcast took two sessions to record and we did end up dumping a chunk of audio. But that's okay, because we only have the good stuff and the weirdos in this game. Plus there's a story! And unlockables! And the most hated girl in Capcom! Get ready for the pod of your lives.

Check out this link to the complete roster, as well as notes on the stages, NPCs, and Bosses: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SZ8GSmIle9PiyDL7aPjkTn1ncKxspK0QcHlJhtFBWpQ/edit?usp=sharing

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

This episode features music and sound clips from Marvel vs Capcom 2, Tatsunoko vs Capcom, and Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3. It also features an extra voice clip from @clairemulkerin.

Ryan can be found on tumblr via hauntedthevagabond.tumblr.com, and on bsky @hauntedvagabond.

You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

228: Lindsay Commits to that Pirate Spirit

Pirates of the Caribbean is dead. Pirates of the Caribbean will never die. But also, we can do whatever we want with pirates, and the Caribbean, and also lesbians! Disney means nothing! So join Lindsay and her first mate Tanner as they wreck some ships, make some mandatory Bond jokes, do a bit of a Bridgerton, and possibly get banned from Italian Wikipedia.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

227: Kit Engages in Vibes-Based Detectoring

Kit Walker returns for this episode on Murder by Death! It was a 70s pastiche of 40s detective cliches, which means our reboot has to update the setting and the satire! Which brilliant minds are bumbling their way through a weird house (or office building?) Which weird author is using this film to get performer and dream-weaver on their wikipedia page? And who can do the best/worst Chicago accent? Will we even solve any of these mysteries?!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our SPECIAL GUEST Kit Walker can be found through https://inferiorwit.neocities.org/.