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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
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4 days ago
4 days ago
We're back and so are the X-Men! Yes we already did an X-Men episode, but this is different because this time it's a Kart racing game! Tanner and Lindsay are gonna pick characters to race, moves for them to unleash on competitors, and what kind of outfits they're gonna wear. And fortunately Tanner's only a little bit of a New Warrior's Head at the same time. Light's green, let's start year five!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
The 200th episode special: William Shakespeare's Jurassic Park, written by Tanner and Lindsay.
CAST
Dramatis Personae
Narration - Ryan (@VagabondHaunted)
Alan Grant - a paleontologist - Tanner (@SparkyUpstart)
Ellie Sattler - a paleobotanist - Lindsay (@LindsayM476)
Ian Malcolm - a chaos theorist - Lava (@LavaBees)
John Hammond - a visionary - JD (@CodenameJD)
Robert Muldoon - a hunter - Harley (@IWriteQueerSins)
Tim Murphy - a grandson - Sam (@SamGasch)
Lex Murphy - a granddaughter - Alex (@ptchew)
Ray Arnold - a programmer - Theo (@FourWholeMoons)
Dennis Nedry - a saboteur - Cassidy (@MadLobotanist)
Donald Gennaro - a lawyer - Charlie (@Magical_Pride)
Henry Wu - a geneticist - Bobby (@TrogMignon)
Lewis Dodgson - a rival visionary - Shannon (@ShannonManor)
Screen Hammond - a doppelganger - Duncan (@CloudHeadDuncan)
Mr. DNA - a mascot - Jake (@JJ_Mason)
Jeffrey - a worker - Theo
Joffrey - an unlucky worker - Janine
Juanito - a miner - Benny
Whit - a kid - Panda (@empandanada)
Billy - a high-tech paleontologist - Crest (@FantasyCrest)
Richard Kiley - an expensive voice - Lady Emily (@GreatCheshire)
Dr. Harding - a veterinarian - Jake
Boatswain - Bobby
Goat - Bryan (@RoomWherePod)
Dramatis Dinosauria
Rexy - a Tyrannosaurs rex - Panda
The Big One - a deinonychus - Maq (@maquekenzie)
Kim - a deinonychus - Annie (@Anniezard)
Randy - a deinonychus - Kit
Ophelia - A triceratops - Christina (@CWoodsArt)
Johann - A brachiosaur - Benny
Frank - A dilophosaurus - Serge (@ColdCrashPics)
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter @NIIRYFPod.
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
It's finally time to close the book on Once Upon a Time. We fought Cora, we redeemed Regina, we killed Rumple, we ended and brought back magic, we found the treasures, and we unleashed an ultimate evil. Now in this final season all we gotta do is rotate our blorbos, give scritches to the first dalmation, and schwoomp some hearts in order to get everyone's Happily Ever After.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
*kchow* It's a lightning round! We're going through our ideas lists and just throwing out whatever we think could get a good reboot but we don't know how to do a full episode on them yet! Historical Epics! Forgotten YTV sitcoms! Weird anime satires! All this and more in today's episode!
Our friendship promo this week is @WaywardOCPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request!
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
This week Crest is back to tell us about Get Ed, a Disney show that only lasted one season before exploding - literally! We also discuss adding lore, clown rivals, and waitresses on jetboots.
Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Crest:
@FantasyCrest
@ManyStorGaPod
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
Nya! It's time for feline violence this week because Panda has taken control of the show and has a list of demands for making a Warrior Cats animated series, including making the girls better and making the cats queer (good for them). While Lindsay and Tanner are trapped in here, these three will discuss poor little meow-meows, Cat Heaven and Hell, and the naming of cats.
Our friendship promo this week is @SporadicPhantom!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Panda:
@Empandanada
@UtenaCast
@FreshpodMarket
@CryingBookClub
@TLTCast
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
There's not much to reboot here because, as returning guest Rem finds out, ReVice is actually a pretty good show (even if Tanner thinks the title rider's palette sucks and Lindsay thinks the Remixes look like weird yoga poses). But that's okay, because we're shipping it off to Aotearoa to remake it for the Power Rangers fans, and as we do we'll discuss sillyness vs seriousness, family units vs shippability, and DEMON DNA.
Our friendship promo this week is @bastard_podcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Rem:
@RemSpeedwagon
@KH_AFE
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
One time Sam played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 and the ending blew his little kid mind, and also turned him against Mario. So now he wants to make a game where Wario can get everything he deserves - his house, his vengeance, etc - but also slowly lose his mind as the game falls apart around him. Along this buggy path we also discuss completionism, a game theory, and why there are no polycules in L.A.
Our friendship promo this week is for the new novel "The Scent of Blood" by former guest Kit Walker! Purchase it at https://books2read.com/scentofblood .
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
This episode uses music the music "Silent Reveries" by Trey VanZandt (YouTube.com/c/treyvanzandt)
Sam:
@SamGasch
@IdealRemake
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jul 31, 2022
Sunday Jul 31, 2022
This weeks' episode contains spoilers for the Ms. Marvel tv show and a lot fo griping about how Marvel has handled both the Inhumans and the X-men. There's a simple solution: make all the Inhumans trans! Well not really, it's a metaphor. But maybe also literally. Tanner and Lindsay discuss moon throuples, Fuckhands McMike, and being a little freak?
Our friendship promo this week is @queerasfact!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jul 24, 2022
Sunday Jul 24, 2022
This week we run when the sun comes up because Theo is rebooting Metal Gear Rising ReVengeance as a...new gaming genre? If you've got a big sword and you're getting cancelled on twitter you can star in your very own ReVengeance game. Tanner and Lindsay will learn about Darth Maul lore and the twinks of Devil May Cry, and Theo will learn about TFWiki and Tommy Oliver's thighs.
Our friendship promo this week is @cosmopunkpod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Theo:
@FourWholeMoons
@KH_AFE
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart