Not If I Reboot You First!

Kids, don't try this at home. Or do! Today Riley's teaching Tanner and Lindsay all about backyard wrestling, the drama that spins out of that, and how it's pretty similar to the noble intrigue of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. We're talking baptism matches, we're stealing a horse that's a car, we're burning someone's house down as a bit but for real.

Riley can be found on bsky @badfuckinpodcasts.com.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun things for us to talk about -  the inevitability of a political message being misconstrued, how to dodge the objectivist elephant, and disney's first poly relationship.

Theo can be found on bsky @fourwholemoons.bsky.social.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by going back to where it all should've began - 1999's The Mummy. Can Rick, Evy, and Jonathan fight a Wolf Man? Discover a Gill Man? And save London from the machinations of the sinister Dr. Acula?

Sky can be found on bsky @sandwichsurplus.bsky.social.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Tanner's never seen Nausicaä, this is the opposite of Boss Baby. But we are discussing a story about a young girl living in nature, on good terms with a post-apocalyptic arthropod! So let's turn this short-lived manga into an anime while discussing raccoon domestication, exploding a secret start-up, and giving people names.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Discussion of suicide from 33:40 - 34:35.

Lindsay has been challenged to take a fascinating, albeit dark, movie from 1972 - not 2011, we don't care about Jason Statham playing Jason Statham. No, the man of the day is Charles Bronson, and we're gonna let him engage in full-blown toxic yaoi with his twunky menty.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Is Ghost too good to reboot? Can anyone fill Swayze's shoes? Can the story be expanded on without getting too lost in the potential worldbuilding?

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Guys, we gotta stop putting politics in spy thrillers. Or take them out. Either way, Tanner's getting really baffled at how no one's doing background checks.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Practical Magic is an amazing movie with only a few things that bug Tanner, but there's a sequel coming out this year and they thinks that's a TERRIBLE IDEA! So they're getting ahead of things by starting from scratch, taking the original movie and turning it into a miniseries instead. With Lindsay they'll discuss the morality of love spells, curses that can be tracked through the town archives, and why we keep getting all this soap delivered.

Join us in MOONTROPOLIS from 5/22 - 5/24 at twitch.tv/moonshotnetwork!

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

May the 4th be with you! We've completely rebuilt Rise of Skywalker from the ground up, including the name! It's Rise of the Taral now! Did you know the Sith have a language? Anyway, we're done with Star Wars now, until we decide to make an animated series to fill the time skip. All these new characters are gonna pay HUGE dividends.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Remember that middle-grade story from 2005 about some teens descended from figures of Greek Mythology who had to team up to fight Cronus and other Greek monsters? Well there were two, and Canada's Class of the Titans got it's lunch absolutely eaten by Percy. Lindsay's not surprised - it's severely lacking in ongoing plots or more than one villain or any kind of party balance - but she's confident she can flesh the concept out to make something interesting.

You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.