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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
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![278: Tanner and Lindsay Split the Party Again [Penny Dreadful Season Three]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
33 minutes ago
33 minutes ago
1 hr 3 min
The Penny finally drops in this, the (originally) final season of Penny Dreadful...but Tanner and Lindsay can't let it go out like this! Unfortunately they also don't have a lot to chew on with the source material this time around, so it'll take a bit for them to get going. Will they be able to make a decent third season of gothic fantasy with the help of a haunted narrative and weird Mormon nonsense? Only one way to find out!
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Sep 7, 2026
Sep 7, 2026
53 min
As we reach the end of our 8th year of podcasting, we look back on what they've accomplished while answering questions from our friends and viewers! Time to find out what mediums are left to reboot, how to keep a creative partnership strong, and what's tasting scrumptious these days.
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![276: Riley Yards in the Ancient Imperial Midwest [Romance of the Three Kingdoms]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Aug 24, 2026
Aug 24, 2026
1 hr 12 min
Kids, don't try this at home. Or do! Today Riley's teaching Tanner and Lindsay all about backyard wrestling, the drama that spins out of that, and how it's pretty similar to the noble intrigue of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. We're talking baptism matches, we're stealing a horse that's a car, we're burning someone's house down as a bit but for real.
Riley can be found on bsky @badfuckinpodcasts.com.
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![275: Theo's Got Brad Bird Tied Up in the Corner of his Room [Incredibles 2]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Aug 10, 2026
Aug 10, 2026
1 hr 3 min
When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun things for us to talk about - the inevitability of a political message being misconstrued, how to dodge the objectivist elephant, and disney's first poly relationship.
Theo can be found on bsky @fourwholemoons.bsky.social.
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![274: Sky Just Wants Brendan Fraser to Have a Good Time [The Dark Universe]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Jul 26, 2026
Jul 26, 2026
45 min
Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by going back to where it all should've began - 1999's The Mummy. Can Rick, Evy, and Jonathan fight a Wolf Man? Discover a Gill Man? And save London from the machinations of the sinister Dr. Acula?
Sky can be found on bsky @sandwichsurplus.bsky.social.
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![273: Tanner's Getting Some Nausicaä Vibes From This [Giant Spider & Me]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Jul 13, 2026
![272: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Re-Gay These Hitmen [The Mechanic]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Jun 29, 2026
Jun 29, 2026
1 hr 7 min
Discussion of suicide from 33:40 - 34:35.
Lindsay has been challenged to take a fascinating, albeit dark, movie from 1972 - not 2011, we don't care about Jason Statham playing Jason Statham. No, the man of the day is Charles Bronson, and we're gonna let him engage in full-blown toxic yaoi with his twunky menty.
You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.
If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.
![271: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Outrun the Shadow Beings [Ghost]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
58 min
Is Ghost too good to reboot? Can anyone fill Swayze's shoes? Can the story be expanded on without getting too lost in the potential worldbuilding?
You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.
If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.
![270: Lindsay's Got Beef with Certain Agencies [Salt]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
1 hr 5 min
Guys, we gotta stop putting politics in spy thrillers. Or take them out. Either way, Tanner's getting really baffled at how no one's doing background checks.
You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.
If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.
![269: Tanner NEEDS This Child to Craft a Better Geas [Practical Magic]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg)
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
1 hr 19 min
Practical Magic is an amazing movie with only a few things that bug Tanner, but there's a sequel coming out this year and they thinks that's a TERRIBLE IDEA! So they're getting ahead of things by starting from scratch, taking the original movie and turning it into a miniseries instead. With Lindsay they'll discuss the morality of love spells, curses that can be tracked through the town archives, and why we keep getting all this soap delivered.
Join us in MOONTROPOLIS from 5/22 - 5/24 at twitch.tv/moonshotnetwork!
You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.
If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork.
