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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes

Sunday Oct 31, 2021
156: Tanner Gives Zombie Survivors Pants
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Deeeaaad Rising! It's not a realistic game series, but it is a fun one - at least the first two are. Tanner wants to take the series back to it's roots while also moving it forward, which means it's time for a cruise! Them and Lindsay are heading out to sea to combine the horrors of zombies, boats, and capitalism. Also discussed are nasty dolphins, a great deal at Home Hardware, and asexual pirates who don't want your booty.
Our friendship promo this week is @bastard_podcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Oct 24, 2021
155: Lindsay Slash-ifies Jane Austen‘s Subtweets
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
What happens when you mix together a slasher film, a proto-goth girl, and a regency romance? This week's topic, where Lindsay has created a new horror flick from Jane Austen's novel Northanger Abbey! It works really well since there are a bunch of marriageable young people stuck in a house with nothing to do but plot and swoon. Of course neither she nor Tanner actually watch much horror, so they kinda guess for some stuff, but they still make things gruesome! They also dunk on British measuring systems, waltz to emo music, and declare Mary and Percy to be #CoupleGoals.
Our friendship promo this week is @CivilizedPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Oct 17, 2021
154: Tanner Recommends Putting a Rotting Corpse in Your Back Seat
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
It's Christine! The nastiest car metaphor for a toxic relationship, or drugs, or a haunted vagina. Tanner wants to turn one of their favourite Stephen King novels into a miniseries, and to do it they're gonna make it modern, make it make sense, and make it gay! Linday's along for the ride too to discuss shitty greasers, getting cucked by a car, and marrying a nice man who drives a civid.
Our friendship promo this week is @SporadicPhantom!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Oct 10, 2021
153: Lindsay Wants to Talk About the Communist-Anarchist Shrews
Sunday Oct 10, 2021
Sunday Oct 10, 2021
REDWAAAALLLL is the topic of this week's episode! Lindsay really wanted to get a new animated series...and then she found out she was! No really, the "Over the Garden Wall" guy is doing one. So in that case...puppets, I guess? Tanner loves puppets. Also discussed are Chwistianity, marzipan, and sword-wielding mouse gateway books.
Our friendship promo this week is @DeathByDyingPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Oct 03, 2021
152: Lindsay and Tanner Answer Horse Questions!
Sunday Oct 03, 2021
Sunday Oct 03, 2021
One more unto the Q&A we go! Tune in to listen to your favourite podcast hosts discuss buying music lessons, doing surgery on the MCU, and 750 AO3 tags!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Monday Sep 27, 2021
151: Lindsay and Tanner Don‘t Waste Camelot
Monday Sep 27, 2021
Monday Sep 27, 2021
In PART TWO OF THE ANNIVERSARY DOUBLE-FEATURE, Lindsay and Tanner celebrate 3 years of podcasting with the annual Once Upon a Time redo! We're in Camelot looking for the four treasures of Ireland, except for when we're in Wonderland. Or Halloweentown. Or Scotland. Wherever we go we're gonna find hot redheads, grey morality, and being more gay.
Our friendship promo this week is @FaithFullPods!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Monday Sep 27, 2021
150: Tanner and Lindsay Only Care About Hawkwoman
Monday Sep 27, 2021
Monday Sep 27, 2021
In PART ONE OF THE ANNIVERSARY DOUBLE-FEATURE, Tanner and Lindsay celebrate 150 episodes by redoing the ENTIRE DC Extended Universe. We're starting with The Flash...or maybe Superman? The important thing is that some origin stories are already known, so let's jump to the good stuff and actually plan out story arcs. We also discuss alternate media history, how to get on breadtube, and cheetahs.
Our friendship promo this week is @LoserLikeMePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Sep 12, 2021
149: Tanner Robs a Ninja (Gamer) Stand-in
Sunday Sep 12, 2021
Sunday Sep 12, 2021
It's time to steal from the rich and give to ourselves this week, as Tanner reboots the People's Choice of Knights of Prosperity, a short-lived show about robbin Mick Jagger. Except this time we're robbing a gamer (not a real one) or maybe the ghost from Beetleborgs. Tanner and Lindsay will also discuss pawning your gamer chair, being able to make things up, and the War for Late Night.
Our friendship promo this week is #ChampsInTheMaking!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Monday Sep 06, 2021
148: Lindsay Hurts Children with History
Monday Sep 06, 2021
Monday Sep 06, 2021
Remember the Magic Treehouse books? How they were cute fun edutainment? Wrong! They saw the Titanic sink! They saw Pompeii erupt! They were at THE BLITZ! And Lindsay doesn't want to lighten up her reboot of them - history, as great as it is, can get dark, so we're just aging them up a little so they can handle it. At least they get a dog boyfriend and cool selkie out of it. Tanner and her will also be discussing alternate timelines, penguins, and the Fate/Stay mobile game.
Our friendship promo this week is @christmastideoh!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Aug 29, 2021
147: Tanner Flies Off in the Radbug Like it's the End of Grease
Sunday Aug 29, 2021
Sunday Aug 29, 2021
All Musicals are adaptations, and since this episode comes out on (the day after) Power Rangers Day, it's time for a Mighty Morphin' Musical! Tanner still cannot write musicals but they also cannot be stopped and Lindsay just has to deal. But don't worry because this particular musical is gonna have sick guitar riffs, Ashley Tisdale, and a fight with your local mascot!
Our friendship promo this week is @wyldrvir!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart