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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes

Sunday Aug 22, 2021
146: Lindsay Needs an Excuse to Go to Morocco
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Destination...Unknown! The only Agatha Christie novel to 1) never be adapted, 2) be a spy drama, and 3) get horny in a weird way. Lindsay wants to give this the full Night Manager treatment on HBO (or Amazon, or whoever gives us their MONEY). Tanner is pretty sure this is just a weird predecessor to Sky Captain. Also discussed this week are Arnold losing his accent, uttering "lesbians" in a hushed tone, and hating rocks.
Our friendship promo this week is @PKMN_Millennium!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Aug 15, 2021
145: Tanner Chases Dean Cain with a Helicopter
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
For People's Choice this month, Tanner is talking about nothing but a fat Rate Race...and maybe throwing in a bit of a Mad Mad Mad Mad World? They'll tell Lindsay how they're expanding the rocket car, bus full of Lucys, and cow-in-a-hot-air-balloon into a Rashomon-style miniseries that lets us see more character dynamics play out. Also discussed are billionaire charity donations, our first PG-13 movies, and still being mad about FIFA.
Our friendship promo this week is @TSFTMpod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Aug 01, 2021
144: Annie Stresses the Importance of Height Differences
Sunday Aug 01, 2021
Sunday Aug 01, 2021
This week we are joined by Annie so we can do a remake of Beauty and The Beast! No, not the cartoon. No, not the french one. No, not the live action one (though don't worry, we'll definitely roast it). She, Tanner, and Lindsay will make a very hot monster boyfriend who's very said but very beautiful (UwU). Also discussed are shipping Pooh Bear, Gamer The Beast, and Tanner definitely not losing power halfway through.
Our friendship promo this week is @VideoramaP!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Annie:
@anniezard
@CRCpodcasts
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIYRFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 25, 2021
143: Lindsay Fantasy Books Mangaka
Sunday Jul 25, 2021
Sunday Jul 25, 2021
Marvel Magaverse? More like Marvel mangle-verse, amirite? Hahaha, CB Cebulski pretended to be Japanese in order to get in with Marvel and THIS is where it started: a poorly thought-out attempt to appeal to anime-loving kids in the 2000s by doing...basically nothing different except for a few stereotypes. Lindsay would like things to be a little better, so she and Tanner spend this episode saying which mangaka they'd like to see take on which marvel characters in a more traditional format. Also featured are discussions on them all being shōnen heroes, the honduran white bat, and who's gonna get turned into noodle people by CLAMP.
Our friendship promo this week is @CapesOnTheCouch!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 18, 2021
142: Kids and Their Dog Get in their Time Machine to Reboot Us First
Sunday Jul 18, 2021
Sunday Jul 18, 2021
The annual crossover is upon us, and this week Cassidy and Lava from Kids and their Dog are here to break a story wide open. Gravity Falls: it's a reboot! Yes, we've gone back in time and made Gravity Falls in 1989 in order to inspire Alex Hirsch in 2012! We reverse engineer character origins and what gave Alex nightmares back then. Also discussed are real Dracula, X-Files Babies, and a guy with a voice.
Our friendship promo this week is @9thWorldJournal!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
KatD:
@KidsAndTheirDog
@LavaBees
@MadLobotanist
Find Us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindasyM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 11, 2021
141: Tanner Ate Some Evil Soup
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
It appears we have both touched this podcast at the same time! Then let us begin a reboot of Xiaolin Showdown! No, not Chronicles. Nobody wants Chronicles. Instead we're headed to the CW, with longer episodes, shorter seasons, more character growth, and Jermaine! Everyone loves Jermaine. Tanner and Lindsay will also discuss emo hotness, a catboy army, and saying "oh" in italics.
Our friendship promo this week is @CKTCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 04, 2021
140: Jake Had a Zelda Fever
Sunday Jul 04, 2021
Sunday Jul 04, 2021
This week we managed to scoop Jake Mason again, right in the middle of his post-dose fever, but he was happy to show up with some ideas about a Zelda cartoon that tries to take advantage of the fact that there's like...a timeline? Timelines? Some manner of time soup. He's gonna tell Tanner and Lindsay about Twilight Princess being good, Zelda doing things, and how Link is Mabel Pines. Also discussed are getting arrested by chickens, IGN trailers, and watching Mario on Yahoo in 2006.
Our friendship promo this week is @CtrlGroupPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Jake:
@JJ_Mason
@MorphinGrid
@KingdomSmarties
@PWTPodcast
@CKTCast
Find US on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jun 27, 2021
139: Lindsay Gives Catwoman a (singular) Backstory
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Comic Book Heroes and Tokusatsu heroes are already so similar, so when Lindsay decided to make a Catwoman TV show she decided to add some flair by mixing the genres together! Now Selina has a magic necklace that let's her and the other Sirens transform into a classic henshin heroines! Tanner will learn about Selina having too many backstories, the overlap between this and Cybersix, and Batman saying he won't do that. Also discussed are mummification, camp, and the Joker's boner.
Our friendship promo this week is @TheArchivesPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jun 20, 2021
138: Tanner Hits Cousin Oliver with a Truck
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
This week Tanner is rebooting the story of a man named Brady and his lovely lady - or is it fella? It'll definitely get called "The Gay-dy Bunch" when it airs. Them and Lindsay are going to give personalities to the various kids, throw in some butch lesbians, and turn the disappeared husband into a supervillain ex-wife. Also discussed are syncing our college schedules, putting Diana Agron in a Lea Michele wig, and dogs made out of rectangles.
Our friendship promo this week is @PodVsMachine!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jun 13, 2021
137: Lindsay Makes an AntiFa Action Series
Sunday Jun 13, 2021
Sunday Jun 13, 2021
"Them Duke boys are at it again, leading the police on a wild goose chase and distracting them from an ongoing protest!" With these words, friend of the show Cassidy has inspired Lindsay to reboot the Dukes of Hazzard into the most leftist, anti-cop show we can! It's a short one because Tanner doesn't know much, but we do discuss topics like the importance of rural Leftism, renaming the Charger, and a hidden gay village.
Our friendship promo this week is @RNGGCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart