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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Welcome back to the podcast where tonight's top story is Sports Night! An Aaron Sorkin sitcom that Tanner can't stop thinking about partly due to the way they wove social issues into sports without needing you to actually like sports, and partly due to a friendship between male leads that became incredibly homoerotic. They'll explain to Lindsay how they'll twist the original plotlines towards this romance while at the same time getting rid of Sorkin's centrism, condescension to women and queers, and general bad season 2. Along the way they'll also discuss modern sports issues, hockey RPF sneaking up on you, and the pronunciation of the word "innocuous".
Our friendship promo this week is Ahdurin Region Sports, hosted by @AhdurinRegion!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 30, 2021
Sunday May 30, 2021
This episode belongs in a museum! But a lot of artifacts don't, which is one thing Indiana Jones will be learning this week when Lindsay creates the fourth movie that we should've had, rather than the Mutt we got. There's a daughter-figure, a cult based on a lot of BS, and most importantly THEMES. On this trip she and Tanner will also discuss Lady Dimitrescu, ancient aliens, and being valid in the eyes of the hat.
Our friendship promo this week is @LostTreasurePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 23, 2021
Sunday May 23, 2021
Kingdom Hearts! It's a lot of things, but it's never been an MMO! Or a kart racer, but we'll get to that. In the meantime Tanner is brainstorming ideas for what Kingdom Hearts: Master's Memory Oratorio could look like while Lindsay gently holds their hand and asks them what the hell is going on. Also discussed are bad Donald impressions, phone games killing your battery, and becoming furries to save on rigging time.
Our friendship promo this week is @KHAFE!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 16, 2021
Sunday May 16, 2021
This People's Choice Episode is the same as the last one, except not. Dark Shadows was the first supernatural soap opera, but after it was cancelled in...oh wait. It's still going via Big Finish? Well ignore that, Lindsay's starting from the top and making her own horror podcast for it! It's going to have all the Paudio Drama staples and also Laura Dern as a large bird! Tanner's along for the ride as they discuss Duke Devlin, not needing Satan, and ruining your polycule by being a messy bitch.
Our friendship promo this week is @MirthsNMonsters!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 09, 2021
Sunday May 09, 2021
This week we wrap up guest-a-palooza with Jenny, who's decided that there's a very good way to fill in some of the gaps in the MCU's storyline: comics. Y'know, those things that the movies are based on? She's going to give them the Star Wars treatment by finding canonical places to fit them in and hopefully give comics themselves a better way to succeed in the world. Along the way Jenny will make Hulk the new Bill Nye, Tanner will invent Blizzard's brother Flurry, and Lindsay really wants a Madelyn Pryor Movie.
Our friendship promo this week is @MissionRejected!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Jenny:
@JentheGeek
@CartoonContrast
Find Us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 02, 2021
Sunday May 02, 2021
This week, our guest Crest is taking to Avalon High! A novel-turned-DCOM, Crest thinks it has more story to tell in the form of a comic book - or maybe another few DCOMS of our own. Tanner and Lindsay back him up by bringing in fun facts about Arthurian lore, like the various Round Table OCs and a spooky forest of no return. Along the way we'll talk about Disney Channel sitcoms, a new cryptid, and an abundance of Elaines.
Our friendship promo this week is @AJWhiteAuthor, who's debut novel Hell Followed With Us is due out next year!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Crest:
@FantasyCrest
Find US on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
NOTE: Due to technical difficulties, Harley's audio isn't the best quality. It's listenable, but you might have to pay attention to it a little more than usual.
This is a NIIRYF exclusive! Harley is sharing with us his ideas for a Blue Bloods tv show (not the Tom Selleck one), ideas that he's also officially submitted to author Melissa de la Cruz - but y'all get to hear it here first! Lindsay and Tanner are rapt with attention as Harley explains what's on the wi-fi in Hell, vampire cotillion, and T H E G L O M. It's a fancast years in the making, so listen up!
Our friendship promo this week is @DeadLetterPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Harley:
@IWriteQueerSins
AO3: PassionPire88
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Apr 18, 2021
Sunday Apr 18, 2021
This week we're rebooting everyone's favourite collection of war criminals! Bryan and August are rebooting Metal Gear Solid, with a few twists (mostly related to the women characters and not writing them so bizarrely). Tanner and Lindsay are just along for the ride as they regale us with tales of ludo-narrative dissonance, a big motherfucker with a gattling gun, and fist-fighting shirtless atop a superweapon.
Our friendship promo this week is @SuperIdolsRPG!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
August:
@HarpyDora
@FTLCast
@DKPHPod
@GaySpacePod
Bryan:
@RoomWherePod
@StandingStonesProd
Find Us:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Apr 11, 2021
Sunday Apr 11, 2021
Breathe in, breathe out, but don't be too loud because Passions is on the telly! Tanner read like 5 wikipedia pages and they've become almost as unhinged as the show. Lindsay is getting wine drunk while Tanner tells her about the bird statues, clones, and imagine spots they're putting in this thicc miniseries reimagining. Also we just read the wikipedia pages because they're bonkers.
Our friendship promo this week is @NotAScratchCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Mar 28, 2021
Sunday Mar 28, 2021
It's Bad Wizard Time. JD and Alex from Sorted are here to burn Harry Potter down and build it back up again, and Tanner and Lindsay are rapt as they pick apart every single problem with this franchise - all to show that there's still some good ideas in there despite the problems of the text and the author (WHOO BOY THE AUTHOR!). So join us compile many fixes like no more fatshaming, more diverse viewpoints, animating the series, actually thinking about worldbuilding, being red/green colourblind, and The Ronblem.
In lieu of a friendship promo, we ask our listeners do donate what they can to organizations such as butterflysw.org, swanvancouver.ca, and redcanarysong.net. We also ask that you look out for your AAPI friends and help them when asked.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
JD & Alex:
@CodenameJD
@ptchew
@SortedPod
@PokeMakers
Find US on twitter:
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
@NIIRYFPod