Not If I Reboot You First!

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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.

Episodes

Sunday May 16, 2021

133: Lindsay Running From Castles

Sunday May 16, 2021

This People's Choice Episode is the same as the last one, except not. Dark Shadows was the first supernatural soap opera, but after it was cancelled in...oh wait. It's still going via Big Finish? Well ignore that, Lindsay's starting from the top and making her own horror podcast for it! It's going to have all the Paudio Drama staples and also Laura Dern as a large bird! Tanner's along for the ride as they discuss Duke Devlin, not needing Satan, and ruining your polycule by being a messy bitch.

Our friendship promo this week is @MirthsNMonsters!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!

Find us on Twitter:

@NIIRYFPod

@LindsayM476

@SparkyUpstart

Sunday May 09, 2021

132: Jenny Has Plenty of Time in an Expanded Comic Universes

Sunday May 09, 2021

This week we wrap up guest-a-palooza with Jenny, who's decided that there's a very good way to fill in some of the gaps in the MCU's storyline: comics. Y'know, those things that the movies are based on? She's going to give them the Star Wars treatment by finding canonical places to fit them in and hopefully give comics themselves a better way to succeed in the world. Along the way Jenny will make Hulk the new Bill Nye, Tanner will invent Blizzard's brother Flurry, and Lindsay really wants a Madelyn Pryor Movie.

Our friendship promo this week is @MissionRejected!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Jenny:

@JentheGeek

@CartoonContrast

Find Us on twitter:

@NIIRYFPod

@LindsayM476

@SparkyUpstart

Sunday May 02, 2021

131: Crest Engages in Medieval Shenanigans

Sunday May 02, 2021

This week, our guest Crest is taking to Avalon High! A novel-turned-DCOM, Crest thinks it has more story to tell in the form of a comic book - or maybe another few DCOMS of our own. Tanner and Lindsay back him up by bringing in fun facts about Arthurian lore, like the various Round Table OCs and a spooky forest of no return. Along the way we'll talk about Disney Channel sitcoms, a new cryptid, and an abundance of Elaines.

Our friendship promo this week is @AJWhiteAuthor, who's debut novel Hell Followed With Us is due out next year!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Crest:

@FantasyCrest

Find US on Twitter:

@NIIRYFPod

@LindsayM476

@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Apr 25, 2021

130: Harley has Read Every Blue Bloods Fanfic

Sunday Apr 25, 2021

NOTE: Due to technical difficulties, Harley's audio isn't the best quality. It's listenable, but you might have to pay attention to it a little more than usual.

This is a NIIRYF exclusive! Harley is sharing with us his ideas for a Blue Bloods tv show (not the Tom Selleck one), ideas that he's also officially submitted to author Melissa de la Cruz - but y'all get to hear it here first! Lindsay and Tanner are rapt with attention as Harley explains what's on the wi-fi in Hell, vampire cotillion, and T H E G L O M. It's a fancast years in the making, so listen up!

Our friendship promo this week is @DeadLetterPod!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Harley:

@IWriteQueerSins

AO3: PassionPire88

Find us on Twitter:

@NIIRYFPod

@LindayM476

@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Apr 18, 2021

129: August and Bryan are on a Different Wavelength from Metal Gear Solid

Sunday Apr 18, 2021

This week we're rebooting everyone's favourite collection of war criminals! Bryan and August are rebooting Metal Gear Solid, with a few twists (mostly related to the women characters and not writing them so bizarrely). Tanner and Lindsay are just along for the ride as they regale us with tales of ludo-narrative dissonance, a big motherfucker with a gattling gun, and fist-fighting shirtless atop a superweapon.

Our friendship promo this week is @SuperIdolsRPG!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

August:

@HarpyDora

@FTLCast

@DKPHPod

@GaySpacePod

Bryan:

@RoomWherePod

@StandingStonesProd

Find Us:

@NIIRYFPod

@LindsayM476

@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Apr 11, 2021

128: Tanner Returns to Warlock Island (and Return of Prominent Visions)

Sunday Apr 11, 2021

Breathe in, breathe out, but don't be too loud because Passions is on the telly! Tanner read like 5 wikipedia pages and they've become almost as unhinged as the show. Lindsay is getting wine drunk while Tanner tells her about the bird statues, clones, and imagine spots they're putting in this thicc miniseries reimagining. Also we just read the wikipedia pages because they're bonkers.

Our friendship promo this week is @NotAScratchCast!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Mar 28, 2021

127: JD & Alex are Relevant to Harry's Journey

Sunday Mar 28, 2021

It's Bad Wizard Time. JD and Alex from Sorted are here to burn Harry Potter down and build it back up again, and Tanner and Lindsay are rapt as they pick apart every single problem with this franchise - all to show that there's still some good ideas in there despite the problems of the text and the author (WHOO BOY THE AUTHOR!). So join us compile many fixes like no more fatshaming, more diverse viewpoints, animating the series, actually thinking about worldbuilding, being red/green colourblind, and The Ronblem.

In lieu of a friendship promo, we ask our listeners do donate what they can to organizations such as butterflysw.org, swanvancouver.ca, and redcanarysong.net. We also ask that you look out for your AAPI friends and help them when asked.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.

JD & Alex:
@CodenameJD
@ptchew
@SortedPod
@PokeMakers

Find US on twitter:
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
@NIIRYFPod

Sunday Mar 14, 2021

126: Lindsay Thinks Roman Politicians Were Too Horny...Or Not Enough

Sunday Mar 14, 2021

Beware the Ides of March! Lindsay's taking us to history class as she explains the ins and outs of the Roman Empire - or at least the years from Caesar to Nero. HBO did Rome dirty and she wants to finish it not with 2, not with 5, but with 8 seasons of historical debate that eventually devolves into a dark sitcom. Tanner's only here for Cawiguwa though. Also discussed is Caesar bottoming, the Parthians gatekeeping China, and day-for-night budgets.

Our friendship promo this week is @IdealRemake

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Mar 07, 2021

125: Tanner Thinks Easy A Should be Shown in Schools

Sunday Mar 07, 2021

This week, Tanner is taking their favourite teen comedy Easy A and turning it into a musical! A tall order considering they don't actually know anything about making music, but at least there's one song that they can put in that they don't even have to write. What's more important is focusing on the movie's lessons about minding your own business about others' sexual proclivities. Also discussed with Lindsay are the importance of teen hangs, being the school Peloton, and the Borgias.

Our friendship promo this week is @OhNoLitClassPod!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 28, 2021

124: Lindsay Golfs into a Stargate

Sunday Feb 28, 2021

We've dialed up your address to send you this episode from across the galaxy! Lindsay is rebooting Stargate with a simple concept: what if it was all declassified today, and how would things play out? She and Tanner play around with the bureaucracy and mundanity of this and the show in general before coming upon an idea involving a mysterious force chasing people to Earth and a split narrative between now and the future. Also discussed are orientalism with ancient aliens, aliens in mom jeans, and sexy space witches.

Our friendship promo this week is @CreationCast!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart