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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
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Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
It appears we have both touched this podcast at the same time! Then let us begin a reboot of Xiaolin Showdown! No, not Chronicles. Nobody wants Chronicles. Instead we're headed to the CW, with longer episodes, shorter seasons, more character growth, and Jermaine! Everyone loves Jermaine. Tanner and Lindsay will also discuss emo hotness, a catboy army, and saying "oh" in italics.
Our friendship promo this week is @CKTCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jul 04, 2021
Sunday Jul 04, 2021
This week we managed to scoop Jake Mason again, right in the middle of his post-dose fever, but he was happy to show up with some ideas about a Zelda cartoon that tries to take advantage of the fact that there's like...a timeline? Timelines? Some manner of time soup. He's gonna tell Tanner and Lindsay about Twilight Princess being good, Zelda doing things, and how Link is Mabel Pines. Also discussed are getting arrested by chickens, IGN trailers, and watching Mario on Yahoo in 2006.
Our friendship promo this week is @CtrlGroupPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Jake:
@JJ_Mason
@MorphinGrid
@KingdomSmarties
@PWTPodcast
@CKTCast
Find US on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Comic Book Heroes and Tokusatsu heroes are already so similar, so when Lindsay decided to make a Catwoman TV show she decided to add some flair by mixing the genres together! Now Selina has a magic necklace that let's her and the other Sirens transform into a classic henshin heroines! Tanner will learn about Selina having too many backstories, the overlap between this and Cybersix, and Batman saying he won't do that. Also discussed are mummification, camp, and the Joker's boner.
Our friendship promo this week is @TheArchivesPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
This week Tanner is rebooting the story of a man named Brady and his lovely lady - or is it fella? It'll definitely get called "The Gay-dy Bunch", that's for sure. Them and Lindsay are going to give personalities to the various kids, throw in some butch lesbians, and turn the disappeared husband into a supervillain ex-wife. Also discussed are syncing our college schedules, putting Diana Agron in a Lea Michele wig, and dogs made out of rectangles.
Our friendship promo this week is @PodVsMachine!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 13, 2021
Sunday Jun 13, 2021
"Them Duke boys are at it again, leading the police on a wild goose chase and distracting them from an ongoing protest!" With these words, friend of the show Cassidy has inspired Lindsay to reboot The Dukes of Hazzard into the most leftist, anti-cop show we can! It's a short one because Tanner doesn't know much, but we do discuss topics like the importance of rural Leftism, renaming the Charger, and a hidden gay village.
Our friendship promo this week is @RNGGCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Welcome back to the podcast where tonight's top story is Sports Night! An Aaron Sorkin sitcom that Tanner can't stop thinking about partly due to the way they wove social issues into sports without needing you to actually like sports, and partly due to a friendship between male leads that became incredibly homoerotic. They'll explain to Lindsay how they'll twist the original plotlines towards this romance while at the same time getting rid of Sorkin's centrism, condescension to women and queers, and general bad season 2. Along the way they'll also discuss modern sports issues, hockey RPF sneaking up on you, and the pronunciation of the word "innocuous".
Our friendship promo this week is Ahdurin Region Sports, hosted by @AhdurinRegion!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 30, 2021
Sunday May 30, 2021
This episode belongs in a museum! But a lot of artifacts don't, which is one thing Indiana Jones will be learning this week when Lindsay creates the fourth movie that we should've had, rather than the Mutt we got. There's a daughter-figure, a cult based on a lot of BS, and most importantly THEMES. On this trip she and Tanner will also discuss Lady Dimitrescu, ancient aliens, and being valid in the eyes of the hat.
Our friendship promo this week is @LostTreasurePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 23, 2021
Sunday May 23, 2021
Kingdom Hearts! It's a lot of things, but it's never been an MMO! Or a kart racer, but we'll get to that. In the meantime Tanner is brainstorming ideas for what Kingdom Hearts: Master's Memory Oratorio could look like while Lindsay gently holds their hand and asks them what the hell is going on. Also discussed are bad Donald impressions, phone games killing your battery, and becoming furries to save on rigging time.
Our friendship promo this week is @KHAFE!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 16, 2021
Sunday May 16, 2021
This People's Choice Episode is the same as the last one, except not. Dark Shadows was the first supernatural soap opera, but after it was cancelled in...oh wait. It's still going via Big Finish? Well ignore that, Lindsay's starting from the top and making her own horror podcast for it! It's going to have all the Paudio Drama staples and also Laura Dern as a large bird! Tanner's along for the ride as they discuss Duke Devlin, not needing Satan, and ruining your polycule by being a messy bitch.
Our friendship promo this week is @MirthsNMonsters!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim our episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 09, 2021
Sunday May 09, 2021
This week we wrap up guest-a-palooza with Jenny, who's decided that there's a very good way to fill in some of the gaps in the MCU's storyline: comics. Y'know, those things that the movies are based on? She's going to give them the Star Wars treatment by finding canonical places to fit them in and hopefully give comics themselves a better way to succeed in the world. Along the way Jenny will make Hulk the new Bill Nye, Tanner will invent Blizzard's brother Flurry, and Lindsay really wants a Madelyn Pryor Movie.
Our friendship promo this week is @MissionRejected!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Jenny:
@JentheGeek
@CartoonContrast
Find Us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart