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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes

Sunday Aug 02, 2020
95: Lindsay Goes Legendtripping on a Razor Scooter
Sunday Aug 02, 2020
Sunday Aug 02, 2020
For this People's Choice episode, Lindsay is taking us back to the late 90s for Mona the Vampire. The setting's the same but the characters are aged-up enough to go on Gravity Falls-esque adventures through town, seeking out cryptids and hauntings wherever they go. Also discussed are tall people sports, a kresnik, and the optimum length for an ARG.
This week's friendship promo is @MyFavoritePkmn!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 19, 2020
94: Kids and their Dog Brought a Slideshow (Better Get Comfy)
Sunday Jul 19, 2020
Sunday Jul 19, 2020
Welcome back to the second annual NIIRKatD Crossover! Cassidy and Lava have returned to talk us through a reboot of Fusion Fall, the Cartoon Network crossover apocalypse MMORPG! They'll share ideas for building on the original story, adding in the stuff the fan-made reboot tried to, and using the game as a vessel to tell stories with characters who's shows have finished. Also discussed are a very small cell phone, fortnite research, and jimmies.
Our friendship promo this week is @NotAScratchCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found onptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 12, 2020
93: Tanner has Solved the Snowflake Puzzle
Sunday Jul 12, 2020
Sunday Jul 12, 2020
Marvel rebooted the New Warriors and it's BAD. So Tanner's trying their hand at it, while at the same time taking a page from the Stargirl TV show. This is a generational saga, with teens of now and in the 90s, from all walks of life like nonbinary, or skateboard, or laser-eating-dragon. More importantly, them and Lindsay are separating it from the MCU continuity because that whole thing just drags everyone else down. Also discussed are Timeslip's awesome costume, the Bakian Nova family, and whether Gambit's playing cards can be claimed as a work purchase.
Our friendship promo this week is @fuckhumans8!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jul 05, 2020
92: Lindsay Keeps Up with the Capulets
Sunday Jul 05, 2020
Sunday Jul 05, 2020
This week things get Shakespearean Lindsay is digging into Still Star-Crossed, a tv sequel to Romeo and Juliet that got cut short before it could even accomplish much. As such we try to rebuild it as some kind of historical-political-drama-soap opera and wind up incorporating a chunk of Will's other works into it to. Also featured: getting big mad in italy, not tempting the wrath of the the guy from atop the place, and The New Young Pope.
Our friendship promo this week is @STBCPodcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Monday Jun 29, 2020
91: Tanner Could've Been Recruited into a Cult
Monday Jun 29, 2020
Monday Jun 29, 2020
This season, the accessory any teen queen bee needs is this week's episode where we talk about the movie GBF. It makes Tanner and Lindsay ask important questions like: where do all these queen bees come from? What kind of gravity should be given to one coming out? And where did all of our teen soaps go? This generation needs them!
Our friendship promo this week is @SRClash_Pod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jun 21, 2020
90: Lindsay's Post-War Bombshells
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
This week is a little more serious than usual. Lindsay is rebooting DC Bombshells, but we don't want to romanticize WWII as a rompin' fun time even with superheroines and nazi-punching. We're going postwar, dealing with what's become of the world and reckoning with the injustices that were committed. Not that there's no levity whatsoever - Jonh Constantine is a bunny, Raven is a raisin, and the invisible plane arrives by the end!
Our friendship promo this week is @CtrlPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jun 14, 2020
89: Tanner Validates Bi Feelings
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
The subject this week is just Whatever. Literally! The YA novel by SJ Goslee alleges to be about a high school slacker realizing he's bi, but something seemed off about it when Tanner read it. So they're gonna rewrite it and rehash it by giving the protagonist the chance to call out toxic people and only engage in sober sloppy makeouts! Alongside Lindsay they'll also discuss queerbaiting, being nice as a threat, and the concept of Sterek vs. Destiel.
Canadian Charities: https://twitter.com/emmabellish/status/1270962467439435776
Lambda Legal: https://www.lambdalegal.org/
Homeless Black Trans Women Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jun 07, 2020
88: Lindsay Wants Chariot Battles!
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
This week we're going back to the bronze age - not the classical age, the bronze age, Lindsay was very specific. It's time for Song of Achilles, which took the text of the Illiad and turned it into explicitly gay eye contact between Achilles and Patroclus. She and Tanner will bring it to the big screen with sexy puppets, an ancient Greek baby-trading system, and seven different Timothy Chalomets.
This week we are spotlighting the following charities:
Justice for Tony McDade: https://ca.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-tony-mcdade
Black Legal Action Centre: https://www.blacklegalactioncentre.ca/
Miss Major Retirement Fund: https://fundly.com/missmajor
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Monday Jun 01, 2020
87: Tanner Thinks the Shakycam was Fine
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
This month's People's Choice is Catching Fire. Just that one though, Tanner thinks the other two were pretty good and thinks only this one needs another go to tell a more interesting story.
This week, and every week, we are asking you to support your local bail funds and BIPOC-owned businesses that have been affected by the current protests.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LidnsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday May 24, 2020
86: JD Teaches Team Miraculous How to Apologize
Sunday May 24, 2020
Sunday May 24, 2020
This week we have another guest! JD is here to tell us about the many failings of Miraculous, including but not limited to bad character development, airing out of order, and the de-canonization of linear time! Tanner and Lindsay aren't always sure what to make of it but they're here to help him write his fix-fic in order to standardize continuity, see the love square resolved happily, and supporting the official release.
Our friendship promo this week is @OhNoLitClassPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
JD:
@CodenameJD
@SortedPod
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart