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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
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![106: Tanner's Bad Christopher Walken Impression [The Stepford Wives]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3509033/NIIRYF-CPN_300x300.jpg){kind=logo}
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
It's a short and quick one this week because Tanner may've been cursed by a witch? Or maybe they're a robot? It's Stepford Wives, and Husbands, and Babies! Let's make it a tv show but only with a little bit of the camp from the 2004 movie (which was only good for 5 minutes at the end with Glenn Close). ANYWAY, them and Lindsay are diving right into why tradwives are bad, a secret Sleepy Hollow crossover, and Cardi B.
Our friendship promo this week is @9thWorldJournal!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Is this episode real? Or is it a dream? Our guest Shannon Manor is here to figure it out with us as she remakes Phantasm! She wants to retain the surreal and suspenseful atmosphere but make some parts actually scary. I mean, it's nice to have a budget that affords more than kids in cloaks and a single orb. She'll take Tanner and Lindsay on a journey of ill-fitting suits, home-made flies, and an unexpected Netflix crossover.
Our friendship promo this week is @LostTreasurePod!
Our cover art is by Alex @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Shannon:
@ShannonManor
@kingdomsmarties
#DragonSanct
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
October begins with our special guest, title card artist Alex! She's decided to bring Gargoyles back in 2020 with all it's time travelling, mad science, Shakespearian fanfic glory! But this time around we're focusing on the mysteries and magic instead of just being Disney's answer to the Batman cartoon. Either way, Tanner and Lindsay will join her in an episode full of genetically altered catboys, the real Delilah, and Jim Belushi.
Our friendship promo this week is @KidsAndTheirDog!
Our cover art is by Alex, and our theme music is by Shawn Clake - his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Alex:
@ptchew
@SortedPod
Find Us on Twitter
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Sep 27, 2020
Sunday Sep 27, 2020
We found you again! We start off year three with season 4 of Once Upon a Time. This was the season that focused on Frozen (which we'll do a little bit) and Maleficent (which we do less so, but she does get a snack). We've created a new character to act as big bad as our plot goes even to even more primordial places than the original, but hopefully we can keep some character focus around as well. Also, we befriend a wolf and find an extremely magical tree.
Our friendship promo this week is @MonkeyTalesPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find Us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Another year, another Q&A! Tanner and Lindsay are gonna give you all the hot deets on their personal lives and preferences, including favourite musicians, our opinions on Gossip Girl, our personal Batman takes, and what we'd do for a Klondike bar. Also features a surprise email from a very cool and special guest!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Sep 13, 2020
Sunday Sep 13, 2020
Between 100 and the Anniversary, we've got another People's Choice! This time it's The Weekenders, which Tanner is updating for the modern day and moving up into High School...well either that or doing a tv movie set right before the gang gets into high school. Either way, them and Lindsay will spend a lot of time appreciating bisexual librarin aesthetics, shoes for straight boys, and aggressive Wii Bowling.
Our friendship promo this week is @MissionRejected!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Sep 06, 2020
Sunday Sep 06, 2020
Episode 100! And what better way to celebrate our biggest milestone yet with a show that almost shares a name with us - ReBoot! This isn't a mere April Fool's episode, this is the real deal show about the tiny people who live inside your computer. We're giving it a miniseries to wrap everything up, and of course we're bringing back Hexadecimal too, but that doesn't mean we can't take a moment to parody as many video games and websites as possible. And it's not a NIIRYF episode without tangents, like when we talk about Redwall video games, old fan forums, and celebrity stunt casting.
Our friendship promo this week is ALL of our past guests!
Duncan - @cloudheadduncan
Jake - @jj_mason
Christina - @cwoodsart
Benny - @BennActive
Janine - @janinejuliet
Charlie - @magical_pride
Cassidy - @madlobotanist
Lava - @lavabees
Ryan - @VagabondHaunted
Porschia - @darkskintdaria
Serge - @coldcrashpics
Sam - @SamGasch
Locke - @YamsLocke
Our cover art is by Alex, aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Thank you to them as well for also lending their voices to this episode!
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYF
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 30, 2020
Sunday Aug 30, 2020
This week, by popular demand, Lindsay's talking about Flashdance! An 80s movie about chasing your dreams and also your older boss...yeah we gotta change some stuff. First we update the setting and get the soundtrack covered by some other artists, but then we find out about how the story was basically stolen from a real woman and decide to burn down movie studios. Also discussed are hating on Toronto, the extracurricular warehouse, and post-disco.
Our friendship promo this week is @needsanamepod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 23, 2020
Sunday Aug 23, 2020
This week Locke has crawled through a secret door in their basement and found themselves on our podcast, so they're making a new Coraline movie! The first go around was good but misses some important terrifying nasty scenes, and also didn't really need Wybie (even though we love him). Also featured are Lindsay and Tanner sharing the serial killers their peers made up to scare them, wasp fighting, and a man in the woods.
Our friendship promo this week is @goodnightmare_s!
Our cover art is yb Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Locke:
@yamslocke
@MyFavoritePKMN
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@Lindsay476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 16, 2020
Sunday Aug 16, 2020
This week Lindsay is rebooting Charmed...again! The old one had problems and the new one has new and different problems, so she's starting from scratch. She'll tell Tanner all about astrology, order vs freedom, and 2000s fashion. Tanner just can't stop bringing up the haunted vagina.
Our friendship promo this week is @deadletterpod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart