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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
Sunday Oct 13, 2019
Sunday Oct 13, 2019
The first spell: Poderuga! Tanner has unlocked the power of Zatch Bell, an anime from the mid-2000s that aired at 1 am on YTV. How best do you take a show about superpower demon babies and make it live action? Puppets! And one very scary ventriloquist's dummy. Tanner and Lindsay will discuss why puppets are so endearing, what makes a demon a demon, and tuna.
This week's friendship promo is @SortedPod!!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Oct 06, 2019
Sunday Oct 06, 2019
This episode is about a thicc book! We're tackling The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova and all of it's historical vampire adventures. Lindsay is deep in her brand as she discusses post-war globetrotting and the connections between good ol' Drac and our buddy Vlad. Along the way she and Tanner will discover local hauntings, 1970s ramen, and Dracula's investments in the Wheat Board.
This week's friendship promo is @STBCpodcast!!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Sep 29, 2019
Sunday Sep 29, 2019
This week, if you die in real life...you die in the game. The People's Choice Poll for this month has brought around Heir Apparent, an isekai-esque novel about a girl getting stuck in a VR fantasy game who only has a set amount of tries to win before damaged equipment roasts her brain! Tanner leads Lindsay on a quest to make a miniseries, or maybe full series, chronicling the main character exploring side quests that the novel didn't have time for and making things a little but glitchier. Along the way the two also encounter the smell of popcorn, a succession crisis, and floppy discs.
This week's friendship promo is Palin' Around, hosted by @uppercutcrit!!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Sep 22, 2019
Sunday Sep 22, 2019
Our second year starts as we return to the beginning...er...more like a third of the way through. Lindsay and Tanner go back to their roots to create the third season of their Once Upon a Time reboot, this time focusing on expanding on journeys of self-discovery, a shady non-government organization, and killing of Rumple for good so there. Along the way they also discuss Frozen oversaturation, True Love cooldown counters, and the Three McElroys Gruff.
This week's friendship promo is @ARGonautsPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE Q&A! You sent in some questions, and Tanner and Lindsay are going to answer them! What's the best historical era? Which drinks match which spy movies? Is Tanner in a timeline where Stephen King died? Who is Lindsay's folklore daddy? The answers to these and more lie within! Plus, find out our favourite episodes from our first year.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Sep 01, 2019
Sunday Sep 01, 2019
Greetings True Believers! We've managed to reach 50 episodes, and for that we decided to tackle something big - Marvel Comics! The House of Ideas could use some new ones, so Tanner and Lindsay are going to address things like the over-use of events and relaunches, the lack of focus on diverse characters, and the lessons that were never learned from the speculation boom. Also discussed are anatomy classes, the 50-State Initiative, and Spider-Man and Mary Jane's Televised Wedding!
This week's friendship promo is @DownToFriend!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Aug 25, 2019
Sunday Aug 25, 2019
Sweet reboots are made of these. Who am I to disagree? Well...kind of the premise of the show. This week Tanner is rebooting Sucker Punch. They like about 15% of it but really need to reskin and recontextualize a lot of it so that it doesn't end up infantilizing or exploiting the women it thinks it's empowering. But Lindsay can help give it new life by adding in Nelly Bly, a riot grrrl soundtrack, and a seven metaphor smoothie.
This week's friendship promo is @MyFavoritePKMN!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Aug 18, 2019
Sunday Aug 18, 2019
This week, Lindsay's working a cold case: a disney cartoon cancelled before it's prime, given a chance to reclaim some glory by taking place in high school. She's rebooting Filmore, and discovering that making him and his associates high school PIs bears more than a passing resemblance to Veronica Mars. She and her partner Tanner will also be investigating school zoning issues, woodworking conspiracies, and Hicksville.
This week's Friendship Promo is for "They, Them, Theirs", as hosted by @OrangeGrovesNet!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake. This episode also features an excerpt of "Noir #1" by Music By Pedro, which can be found here.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Aug 11, 2019
Sunday Aug 11, 2019
*Apologies for any audio...weirdness. We had a "great" time recording this episode.*
So the video game Overwatch has a bad case of "oops, all backstory". Tanner doesn't like that, they've decided they're gonna fix that. They'll explain to Lindsay issues like the lack of playable black women, robot racism, and justifying your diversity. On the upside they also encounter gremlin D-Va, ethical lootboxes, and breaking down video games to their bare essentials.
This week's friendship promo is @ShuffleQuest!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Aug 04, 2019
Sunday Aug 04, 2019
This week we're off to the fantasy land of Avalon, hidden within the East coast of Canada. Lindsay is rebooting The Hidden World and it's sequel as an Isekai anime to scratch that Celtic and Arthurian lore itch she's got, seeking out treasures on phantom islands that may or may not be large turtles. Then Tanner realizes they own this book 20 minutes into the episode. The two also discuss terrible newfoundland accents, selkie content, and the planet Jupiter.
This week's friendship promo is @KidsAndTheirDog!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476