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81: Tanner Thinks Nicolas Cage is Already a Sorcerer [The Sorcerer's Apprentice]

Following some inspiration from last week, Tanner's doing another derivative of Fantasia - a sequel to the 2010 Sorcerer's Apprentice film. They'll walk Lindsay through the plot of both the movie and the musical works that will inform the plot of the sequel, all while praising Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, and Alfred Molina's acting. Also discussed are kicking dark spirits in the shins, comrade dinosaur, and all the cocaine from the 1800s.

Our friendship promo this week is @TimeLgbtq!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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80: Lindsay & Ryan Ruin Goofy's Commute [Fantasia]

This week is a classic with surprise returning guest Ryan! He and Lindsay are teaming up to teach Tanner a thing or two about classical music as they compose another instalment of the Disney Classic Fantasia. Tanner is crying about the 2000 edition, Lindsay is casting a wide net to spice things up, Ryan is also crying, and Stravinsky isn't impressed.

This episode includes samples from the following pieces:

• "2112 Overture", Rush, 1976
• "In the Hall of the Mountain King", Edvard Grieg, performed in 2014 by Berliner Philharmoniker
• "William Tell Overture", Giachino Rossini, performed in 2014 by Santa Monica High School Symphony Orchestra
• "Blue Danube"Johan Strauss II, performed by Vienna Philharmonic in 2013
• "New World Symphony", Antonín Dvorák, performed by Stuttgart Radio Symphony Orchestra in 2012
• "The Four Seasons Concerto No. 1 (Spring)", Antonio Vivaldi, performed by Orchestre International de Genève, 2015
• "Four Dance Episodes from Rodeo", Aaron Copeland, performed by Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra in 1957
• "Ride of the Valkyries", Richard Wagner, performed by Berliner Philharmoniker, 1998
• "Misirlou", Dick Dale cover, 1962
• "Alexander Nevsky, Op.78 - 5. The Battle on the Ice", Sergei Profokiev, performed by USSR State Academic Symphony Orchestra in 1966
• "Saturn, the Bringer of Old Age", Gustav Holst, performed by BBC Symphony Orchestra in 2015

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

This week's friendship promo is @AMFC_Podcast!

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Ryan:
@VagabondHaunted
@PKMN_Millennium
@realsfn

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79: Tanner Wrestles Cybersix [Cybersix]

This week Tanner is working through a back injury to reboot Cybersix, an old anime-esque cartoon based on an Argentinian comic about a nonbinary artifical human fighting cloned nazis. It's great! It's almost so great them and Lindsay aren't sure what we need to change. Maybe they'll bring in the Wachowski sisters, or wrestlers? Beyond this they'll also discuss why Riverdale is like that, why clones aren't doombots, and Jame Cameron cameoing on Mad About You.

This week's friendship promo is @WeAreWatchingOP!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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@LindsayM476
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78: Lindsay Deduces Alien Biology [Zixx: Level One]

For this month's People's Choice, Lindsay will be levelling up with Zixx: Level One...or two or three. The Canadian show needs an upgrade in order to hone in on the space opera going on in the background, though there's still room for adventures in a video game world (which, Tanner cannot stress enough, is not actually inside a video game). The duo will team up to discuss time, space, see-through plastic nostalgia, tentacle dicks, and more!

Our friendship promo this week is @SWGDPod!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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77: Lindsay Gives Everyone a Slime Watch [Martin Mystery]

This week Lindsay is delving into a French Anime based on an Italian comic book, Martin Mystery! She's spotted hints of possible arcs that the series could take and turn into full season-long mysteries while also fleshing out the show's setting and characters. Tanner's mostly concerned with shaming people who ship Martin with Diana. The duo will also discuss obviously evil names, gross-out tv, and unfrozen caveman baristas.

in lieue of a friendship promo this week, we have a brief PSA on how to deal with the current COVID-19 situation. If you're overwhelmed with the topic right now, it lasts from 41:00 to 44:45.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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76: Tanner Doesn't Know How to Plan a Heist [Ocean's 9]

This week Tanner is following up one of their earlier pitches in the form of Ocean's 9, a heist film meant to take down the Hollywood elite while also rectifying the mistakes of the first film (and also those of The Hustle). The girls need another big score, so they're stealing various film props from a scummy producer - if that is their real target. Along the way Lindsay will recommend bullying nerds, Tanner will google Anne Hathaway's Height, and they'll both determine which Instagram Influencers they should date.

Our friendship promo this week is @SortedPod!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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75: Lindsay Scares Children Properly [Freaky Stories]

This week's episode may be triggering due to discussion of urban legends, bugs, and being trapped in alternate dimensions.

This is a real podcast - it happened to a friend to a friend of mine. This week Lindsay is rebooting Freaky Stories, a Canadian animated urban legends anthology hosted by some real nasty puppets. She and Tanner will discuss the blurry line between fairy tale and urban legend, and determine how best to transform this piece of their childhood into something that takes advantage of modern mediums and settings. Also featured are frogman wizards, church grims, and the snail skeletons in Tanner's closet.

Our friendship promo this week is @STBCpodcast!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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74: Tanner Discusses Balto-Gate [The Nome Serum Run]

Tanner started this episode with one concept: dog sledding. And then they just slam-dunked a bunch of sled dog stories into a blender to create a wild combination of Balto, Togo, and Snow Dogs. They'll tell Lindsay about the true heroes of the Nome serum run and make a miniseries that can also pay tribute to the First Nation roots of the sport. Along the way they'll also discuss Thompson the airplane lover, Dark Tigger, and megafauna.

Our friendship promo this week is Palin' Around, as hosted by @uppercutcrit!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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73: Lindsay Revives Popular 90s Fashions [Pepper Ann]

Who's that Pod? What's it's name? Pepper Ann! For this month's People's Choice episode, Lindsay is doing just a slight reboot of the late 90s/early 00s cartoon series - though it doesn't need much beyond a touched up art style, less poorly-aged computer episodes, and more queer content. Meanwhile everyone is skateboarding, pineapples are worn on skirts, and Tanner understands the concept of storytelling.

Our friendship promo this week is @ARGonautsPod!

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, sedn us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

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72: Tanner Tosses a Coin to their Hedgehog [Sonic Storybook/Robin Hood]

We gotta go fast so we can steal from the rich and give to the poor! That's right, Tanner's doing a double reboot by combining the Sonic Storybook series with the classic tale of Robin Hood and his Definitely Heterosexual Men! Which they know very little about, but Lindsay and them will make do by adding simple archery mechanics on top of Sonic's already pretty simple "goes fast" mechanics. Also discussed: Prince John's buffonery, Microsoft Sam, and oodelallies.

Our friendship promo this week is @DeepDrkTruthPod!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, sedn us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on Twitter:
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