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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
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Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
What do you say when you stick a man in a gimpsuit and have him cover children in slime? UH-OH! That's right, it's everyone's favourite Canadian gameshow Uh-Oh! to get rebooted - and just in time for Canada day! Tanner and Lindsay don't have much in the way of how to change it because it works best when preserved in all it's bizarre glory, be it dunking kids in gusher water or rewarding them with a brick of cheese. Along the way they'll also discuss corporate sponsorships, high-impact domming, and bubblegum.
This week's friendship promo is The Chatroom, as hosted by @alienhappyhour!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Jun 23, 2019
Sunday Jun 23, 2019
Quack quack quack quack quack, let's hear it for The Mighty Ducks! But is Tanner rebooting the movie or the show? Or both? What medium is it? Is there a rule that says ducks can't be in a musical performed entirely on ice skates? They and Lindsay will try to answer these questions while also discussing Taika Waititi directing everything, fitting things onto your face, and 100 duck names.
This week's friendship promo is @WaywardOCPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
The Secrets of the Clow were once a mystery, but when special guest Charlie came on the show this week their powers were set free! Ce'll team up with Tanner and Lindsay on a mystic adventure of explicit queerness, fixing the concerning romances there already, and really long legs. Their quest for all time will also have them encounter weirdly lazy sorcerers, dub name changes, and Brooklyn accents.
This week's friendship promo is @LetsStealCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Charlie:
@magical_pride
@PrePodEngage
@HeyLetsTalkCast
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
What's that noise? It's a theremin and teen angst! This week Tanner is seeing what kind of movie adaptation they can make out of the Broadway musical Be More Chill! They'll team up with Lindsay to determine the pros and cons of having it in live action versus animation, the mixed payoff of mixed mediums, and multiapplicability. The duo will also discuss illegal musicals, which Norse Gods had anxiety, and party city hair dye.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Lindsay is still in a Sword Gay mood so this week we discuss the tale of Julie D'Aubigny, who left a trail of broken hearts, broken bones, and arson all across Paris in her time. Lindsay suggests an anime about it before she and Tanner take a hard right turn into a completely different genre...and medium...and subject matter. They also discuss queer alignment charts, gendered conjugation, and policing vices from a moon base.
This week's friendship promo is #InterstitialAP, as hosted by @OrangeGrovesNet!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday May 26, 2019
Sunday May 26, 2019
After years upon years of asking, we're finally giving the people what they want (apparently). A Friends reboot! Lindsay's never seen the show so Tanner gives her the lowdown on the series' iconic moments, telenovela-like plots, and just how awful Ross was. Even when they try to steer away from it he crashes back in to be a pathetic tool. In spite of this the duo also find time to talk about Royal Weddings, David Schwimmer's actually good acting skill, and Tanner eating shrimp.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
This week's friendship promo is Bed Bath and Bionicle (#BBnB), as hosted by @OrangeGrovesNet!
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPOD
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday May 19, 2019
Sunday May 19, 2019
This week we're delving into the most Anime Anime that's ever been forged. Lindsay takes Tanner on a guided tour of Revolutionary Girl Utena, showcasing the show's complex portrayals of relationships and adolescence (even though Tanner keeps getting distracted by the cars and sword lesbians). Along the way they'll also find a rough understanding of the Japanese education system, flower language, and rules lawyering.
This week's Friendship Promo is @SWYGPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday May 12, 2019
Sunday May 12, 2019
It's agreed! I officially declare this podcast a People's Choice Episode! Tanner and Lindsay are discussing Medabots despite remembering very little about it, including a serious plot at some point? But they're going to almost entirely disregard it and make it a slice of life anime instead - if they don't get distracted by all the other late 90s nostalgia instead that is! Along the way they shall encounter discuss children for wasting money, terrible government translators, and Wife Swap. As such, I, Mr. Referee, will act as referee so no one gets hurt. Medafighters ready? Medabots...Robattle!
This week's friendship promo is @ShuffleQuest!
Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPOD
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Saturday May 04, 2019
Saturday May 04, 2019
This episode takes place a long time a go in a decade far far away - the nineties! We kick off 90s Month with a look at the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, mainly The Phantom Menace. To turn it into the good movie that we know is deep inside there somewhere we're going to have to better establish Anakin's character, take inspiration from the fall of the Roman Republic, and get rid of all those stereotypes. Along the way we'll also discover Australian Qui-Gon Jinn, extra legroom, and power converters.
This week's friendship promo is @KidsAndTheirDog!
Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPOD
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Tanner's away this week so Ryan fills in for them, and gets the full blast of Lindsay explaining the book A Great and Terrible Beauty in order to divine a movie adaptation from the material. They'll discuss how best to evoke a gothic brand while also hitting a Mummy-level of campiness. Along the way they'll also engage in sibling shaming, look at Russel Crowe's rippling abs, and play some muffled Kelly Clarkson in the distance.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is "The Metamorphosis [Instrumental]" by Osiris Saline, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Ryan:
@RyanMitchellHTV
@RealSFN
@PKMN_Millennium
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476