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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
I only hope this episode is as nice as Rebecca's was...wait, this episode is ABOUT Rebecca! Lindsay needs to steer this adaptation in a more sensible direction than the recent one, while still modernizing the concerning overlap regarding sapphic undertones and toxic mother figures. Along the way she'll also talk to Tanner about Jimmy Stewart, Reba McEntire, and a musical that makes sense for the Germans.
Our friendship promo this week is for "The Spirit Bares It's Teeth", the new novel by @AJWhiteAuthor!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter?
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Wednesday May 31, 2023
Wednesday May 31, 2023
Tanner decided to reboot A Knight's Tale but the problem is that it's almost a perfect movie. But we established over our last hiatus that the best way to improve something perfect is to stick it on stage, and fortunately this thing seems custom built to become a Jukebox musical! Lindsay and them will look at alleged 70s songs, ignore historical accuracy, and evoke Jesus' WHYYYYYY.
Our friendship promo this week is @cryingbookclub.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
@NIIRYFPod
Sunday May 07, 2023
Sunday May 07, 2023
Too many cool middle grade fantasy series were swallowed by Pottermania, and this week is one of them: The Two Princesses of Bamarre by Gail Carson Levine. Lindsay wants to make it a heartfelt pastoral adventure where a young girl learns to believe in herself! We also yell at Disney for causing good art to happen, despite the horrors.
Our friendship promo this week is @OurSparksPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Apr 30, 2023
Sunday Apr 30, 2023
Wise Girls is allegedly a film with a multitude of twists, but there's really just one and it's pretty mid...so Tanner's twisting it up even more! Secret murders, police corruption, a grandma with a shotgun, Italian food?! Not to mention brief appearances from Green Lantern and Marvin the Martin Manhunter (but those aren't important right now).
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter?
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Monday Apr 10, 2023
Monday Apr 10, 2023
It is NOT time for the terrible mobile game ads cinematic universe, but the Merge Mansion is such a Resident Evil puzzle catastrophe that it just makes sense for someone to build their Last Fortress underneath it. Lindsay has been inspired by Pedro Pascal joining the Merge Mansion cast to do something with it - a shady soap about a secretive neighbourhood. Lily's Garden is here too, and the king is probably drowned and inside a brick wall!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
We're back and so are the X-Men! Yes we already did an X-Men episode, but this is different because this time it's a Kart racing game! Tanner and Lindsay are gonna pick characters to race, moves for them to unleash on competitors, and what kind of outfits they're gonna wear. And fortunately Tanner's only a little bit of a New Warrior's Head at the same time. Light's green, let's start year five!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
The 200th episode special: William Shakespeare's Jurassic Park, written by Tanner and Lindsay.
CAST
Dramatis Personae
Narration - Ryan (@VagabondHaunted)
Alan Grant - a paleontologist - Tanner (@SparkyUpstart)
Ellie Sattler - a paleobotanist - Lindsay (@LindsayM476)
Ian Malcolm - a chaos theorist - Lava (@LavaBees)
John Hammond - a visionary - JD (@CodenameJD)
Robert Muldoon - a hunter - Harley (@IWriteQueerSins)
Tim Murphy - a grandson - Sam (@SamGasch)
Lex Murphy - a granddaughter - Alex (@ptchew)
Ray Arnold - a programmer - Theo (@FourWholeMoons)
Dennis Nedry - a saboteur - Cassidy (@MadLobotanist)
Donald Gennaro - a lawyer - Charlie (@Magical_Pride)
Henry Wu - a geneticist - Bobby (@TrogMignon)
Lewis Dodgson - a rival visionary - Shannon (@ShannonManor)
Screen Hammond - a doppelganger - Duncan (@CloudHeadDuncan)
Mr. DNA - a mascot - Jake (@JJ_Mason)
Jeffrey - a worker - Theo
Joffrey - an unlucky worker - Janine
Juanito - a miner - Benny
Whit - a kid - Panda (@empandanada)
Billy - a high-tech paleontologist - Crest (@FantasyCrest)
Richard Kiley - an expensive voice - Lady Emily (@GreatCheshire)
Dr. Harding - a veterinarian - Jake
Boatswain - Bobby
Goat - Bryan (@RoomWherePod)
Dramatis Dinosauria
Rexy - a Tyrannosaurs rex - Panda
The Big One - a deinonychus - Maq (@maquekenzie)
Kim - a deinonychus - Annie (@Anniezard)
Randy - a deinonychus - Kit
Ophelia - A triceratops - Christina (@CWoodsArt)
Johann - A brachiosaur - Benny
Frank - A dilophosaurus - Serge (@ColdCrashPics)
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter @NIIRYFPod.
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
It's finally time to close the book on Once Upon a Time. We fought Cora, we redeemed Regina, we killed Rumple, we ended and brought back magic, we found the treasures, and we unleashed an ultimate evil. Now in this final season all we gotta do is rotate our blorbos, give scritches to the first dalmation, and schwoomp some hearts in order to get everyone's Happily Ever After.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
*kchow* It's a lightning round! We're going through our ideas lists and just throwing out whatever we think could get a good reboot but we don't know how to do a full episode on them yet! Historical Epics! Forgotten YTV sitcoms! Weird anime satires! All this and more in today's episode!
Our friendship promo this week is @WaywardOCPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request!
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
This week Crest is back to tell us about Get Ed, a Disney show that only lasted one season before exploding - literally! We also discuss adding lore, clown rivals, and waitresses on jetboots.
Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Crest:
@FantasyCrest
@ManyStorGaPod
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart