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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Bats! Bats! They'll send you to the Thirty Years War! This week Lindsay tackles 1632, a fascinating look at what would happen if a West Virginia mining town was dropped in the middle of Europe at war. She'll tune it up by making the small town less idealized and promoting some more interesting royals to regulars. Also discussed is time as an art medium, roasting the Habsburgs, and Prussian Blue.
Our friendship promo this week is @TalesYetTold!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter!
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Monday Mar 21, 2022
This week's topic not only writes itself, but it's already been written. The only way Tanner could think of to spice of Pride and Prejudice - Muppets! That's right, Piggy is Liz and Kermit is a scrungly little scrimblo of a Darcy, and everyone else...well, you'll just have to wait and see. We also discuss Muppet Babies Exclusives, the Jonas Brothers Mansion, and Loooong John.
Our friendship promo this week is @eqpoints!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
This episode is a reboot of The Secret Circle, but borrowing a lot from The Craft. Lindsay is rebuilding the whole thing to be about grody outcasts in the late 90s who don't look like extruded hunk product messing with things beyond their ken and getting into messy queer relationships with each other. Also discussed are fulling in love at an anime convention, Mrs. Carmody-type figures, and the Degrassi LARPing subplot.
Our friendship promo this week is @tgiapodcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
This week is basically just Tanner loredumping on Lindsay about Magic: The Gathering so that they can turn everything on its head and make it a high school anime AU where all the Planeswalkers are TEEEEEEEENS. Also discussed is a bara lion, being too miserable to fuck, and no perverts.
Our friendship promo this week is @rollgayroleplay!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
This week we're gonna TEST OUR MIGHT with help from Jake Mason, because it's time for Mortal Kombat! 2! We're taking the things we liked from the 2021 movie (which is most of it, including the silly stuff) and actually going to the tournament this time around - with a few newcomers, and also - Friendship?! Also discussed are very specific accents, furry awakenings, and the Vypra Memorial Award for Best Worst Line Reading.
Our frienship promo this week is @ChosenOnesDnD!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Jake:
@JJ_Mason
@MorphinGrid
Find Us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Feb 13, 2022
Sunday Feb 13, 2022
Here we go again - again! Tanner's listened to every ABBA song and is using their skills to turn them alchemy-like into a third Mamma Mia movie - this time with 100% more trans themes! (It helps that a lot of the songs have applicable subtext). Along the way they'll talk with Lindsay about censoring Amelie, an imagine spot inside a flashback, and BUSINESS!
Our friendship promo this week is @nikoliskitchen!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
It's a short one this week because, as we found out between now and recording, Lindsay got COVID. But she powered through to save Club Dumas from a terrible adaptation with terrible people and bring back the important part: a weird mean lady convincing herself that you can summon the devil with a lost Musketeer book. She's wrong, except when she's right, and also a hot fallen angel might be here.
Our friendship promo this week is @roomwherepod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
This week we have special guest Kit Walker here to tell us all about Star Trek - Tanner and Lindsay didn't know much before, but now we know all about Kirk and Spock being extremely married in the original Star Trek IV. But this is the reboot Star Trek - we're gonna Kelvin these whales! Listen to us discuss inventing time travel in college, putting spicy rocks in water, and Karl Urban letting the spirit Deforrest Kelley posses him.
Our friendship promo this week is @TheArchivesPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Kit:
@CRCPodcasts
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
This week's episode is just a cheap copy - with guns! Guest Isiah is here to tell us all about Shadow the Hedgehog and his ten distinct non-canonical origins, and then he's gonna makes them all canonical as well as improve this game and the ones surrounding it. The trick, you see, is to lean into the edge just enough to make things interesting. Along the way we'll listen to 2004 pop music, determine what a Homestuck fan is, and find the computer room.
Our friendship promo this week is @IdealRemake!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Isiah:
@IsiahGames
https://isiahbrighton.bandcamp.com/
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 16, 2022
Sunday Jan 16, 2022
This week Tanner is rebooting Shadow Raiders! Or War Planets. It's going from a children's cgi space opera to an adult live-action space opera, not to mention getting two more seasons to actually finish the plot of the show. We're gonna make sure everyone can be live action except the moe bug girl, and maybe make Femur's horniness more palatable. Also discussed are Fire x Ice shipping, a really big gun, and the hottest lizard you've ever seen.
Our friendship promo this week is @JoinTheWeird!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart