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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
This week is basically just Tanner loredumping on Lindsay about Magic: The Gathering so that they can turn everything on its head and make it a high school anime AU where all the Planeswalkers are TEEEEEEEENS. Also discussed is a bara lion, being too miserable to fuck, and no perverts.
Our friendship promo this week is @rollgayroleplay!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
This week we're gonna TEST OUR MIGHT with help from Jake Mason, because it's time for Mortal Kombat! 2! We're taking the things we liked from the 2021 movie (which is most of it, including the silly stuff) and actually going to the tournament this time around - with a few newcomers, and also - Friendship?! Also discussed are very specific accents, furry awakenings, and the Vypra Memorial Award for Best Worst Line Reading.
Our frienship promo this week is @ChosenOnesDnD!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Jake:
@JJ_Mason
@MorphinGrid
Find Us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Feb 13, 2022
Sunday Feb 13, 2022
Here we go again - again! Tanner's listened to every ABBA song and is using their skills to turn them alchemy-like into a third Mamma Mia movie - this time with 100% more trans themes! (It helps that a lot of the songs have applicable subtext). Along the way they'll talk with Lindsay about censoring Amelie, an imagine spot inside a flashback, and BUSINESS!
Our friendship promo this week is @nikoliskitchen!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
It's a short one this week because, as we found out between now and recording, Lindsay got COVID. But she powered through to save Club Dumas from a terrible adaptation with terrible people and bring back the important part: a weird mean lady convincing herself that you can summon the devil with a lost Musketeer book. She's wrong, except when she's right, and also a hot fallen angel might be here.
Our friendship promo this week is @roomwherepod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
This week we have special guest Kit Walker here to tell us all about Star Trek - Tanner and Lindsay didn't know much before, but now we know all about Kirk and Spock being extremely married in the original Star Trek IV. But this is the reboot Star Trek - we're gonna Kelvin these whales! Listen to us discuss inventing time travel in college, putting spicy rocks in water, and Karl Urban letting the spirit Deforrest Kelley posses him.
Our friendship promo this week is @TheArchivesPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Kit:
@CRCPodcasts
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
This week's episode is just a cheap copy - with guns! Guest Isiah is here to tell us all about Shadow the Hedgehog and his ten distinct non-canonical origins, and then he's gonna makes them all canonical as well as improve this game and the ones surrounding it. The trick, you see, is to lean into the edge just enough to make things interesting. Along the way we'll listen to 2004 pop music, determine what a Homestuck fan is, and find the computer room.
Our friendship promo this week is @IdealRemake!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Isiah:
@IsiahGames
https://isiahbrighton.bandcamp.com/
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 16, 2022
Sunday Jan 16, 2022
This week Tanner is rebooting Shadow Raiders! Or War Planets. It's going from a children's cgi space opera to an adult live-action space opera, not to mention getting two more seasons to actually finish the plot of the show. We're gonna make sure everyone can be live action except the moe bug girl, and maybe make Femur's horniness more palatable. Also discussed are Fire x Ice shipping, a really big gun, and the hottest lizard you've ever seen.
Our friendship promo this week is @JoinTheWeird!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 09, 2022
Sunday Jan 09, 2022
We continue our superhero trend this week by looking at some children of the atom. Lindsay is taking Claremont's X-Men and turning them into the soap opera they deserve to be, because comics are wild and X-Men are the most. She's also making sure there's room enough to talk about all the famous X-Men plots and Dark Phoenix, but mainly as a way to bring her fav character in. She and Tanner will also discuss Mr. Clean, space throuples, and of course, punches from the punch dimension.
Our friendship promo this week is @TubularTeens!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jan 02, 2022
Sunday Jan 02, 2022
If you save the podcast, you save the world! This week Tanner is taking the 2006 sci-fi drama Heroes and giving it room the breath the way it didn't before. Some characters are gone, some are combined, and if they're black they're definitely getting a better deal than before (and unfortunately that's not a high bar to clear). Also discussed are Regina Mills disease, web exclusive content, and the inherent eroticism of being a Vulcan.
Our friendship promo this week is @WeFixSpaceJunk!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
This week, all by herself, Lindsay stands alone (with Tanner) as she reboots Quest for Camelot. 'Tis a silly movie, but the source material seems a little bit better, and could probably make for a more interesting movie - though we're gonna keep the blind love interest and a snarky bird. Probably not Bladebeak though. Also assembled are weird woman in the woods, a nasty steampunk gryphon, and all the people in Southwest Manitoba that Lindsay shouldn't date.
Our friendship promo this week is @magicalgirlayu!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart