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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes

Sunday Jan 09, 2022
166: Lindsay is the #1 Madelyne Pryor Stan
Sunday Jan 09, 2022
Sunday Jan 09, 2022
We continue our superhero trend this week by looking at some children of the atom. Lindsay is taking Claremont's X-Men and turning them into the soap opera they deserve to be, because comics are wild and X-Men are the most. She's also making sure there's room enough to talk about all the famous X-Men plots and Dark Phoenix, but mainly as a way to bring her fav character in. She and Tanner will also discuss Mr. Clean, space throuples, and of course, punches from the punch dimension.
Our friendship promo this week is @TubularTeens!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 02, 2022
165: Tanner Just Keeps Listing Characters from Heroes
Sunday Jan 02, 2022
Sunday Jan 02, 2022
If you save the podcast, you save the world! This week Tanner is taking the 2006 sci-fi drama Heroes and giving it room the breath the way it didn't before. Some characters are gone, some are combined, and if they're black they're definitely getting a better deal than before (and unfortunately that's not a high bar to clear). Also discussed are Regina Mills disease, web exclusive content, and the inherent eroticism of being a Vulcan.
Our friendship promo this week is @WeFixSpaceJunk!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Dec 26, 2021
164: Lindsay Quests for The King’s Damosel
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
This week, all by herself, Lindsay stands alone (with Tanner) as she reboots Quest for Camelot. 'Tis a silly movie, but the source material seems a little bit better, and could probably make for a more interesting movie - though we're gonna keep the blind love interest and a snarky bird. Probably not Bladebeak though. Also assembled are weird woman in the woods, a nasty steampunk gryphon, and all the people in Southwest Manitoba that Lindsay shouldn't date.
Our friendship promo this week is @magicalgirlayu!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Dec 19, 2021
163: Tanner Likes the Power of Belief, it‘s Christmas as Hell
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
This week Tanner is making some adjustments to Jingle Jangle, a movie from last year that they almost liked - but it could use a tune-up with the themes and a boost with the christmas-ness, and maybe some more repeated musical queues. Lindsay and them will also discuss the beyblade ripcord on your flying machine, putting a kaiju in, and real numbers.
Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Dec 12, 2021
162: Lindsay is a STEM Major This Week
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Enter the mysterious Canadian Edutainment-horizon of Black Hole High - er, or Strange Days at Blake Holesy High? Either way, we're taking this kid's teen show and giving it the CW treatment. The arcs are tightened, the weirdness is ramped up, the cast is gayer, and we're still solving a love triangle via clones. Lindsay and Tanner will teach each other about skyfish, good vs. bad conspiracies, and Limp Bizkit.
Our friendship promo this week is @ChillhavenHigh!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindasyM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Dec 05, 2021
160: Tanner Preserves the Mystique of Tad Hamilton
Sunday Dec 05, 2021
Sunday Dec 05, 2021
This week, Tanner had a bit of an existential crisis trying to figure out how to reboot Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, a film built entirely on the romcom landscape and celebrity disconnect of 2004. It's hard to replicate nowadays, but shifting around some mediums and making the characters less terrible could help. Him and Lindsay will also discuss your one miserable friend, the real life version of "Fast Car", and the Fighting Hokies.
Our friendship promo this week is @ThePodcastMines!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Nov 28, 2021
160: Lindsay Can get Anything with a Pack of Lucky Strikes
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
This week we ask: what is a biopic if not well-funded RPF? Linday is gonna tell Tanner all about Joe Beyrle, an Amerikinski Komrade who went through a lot of stuff during WWII before ending up fighting alongside the Red Army. It's war, so it's hell, but there's also a lot of bureaucratic comedy to be found here.
Our friendship promo this week is @Tinsel_Tunes!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Nov 21, 2021
159: Tanner Inverts Spider-Man: Far From Home
Sunday Nov 21, 2021
Sunday Nov 21, 2021
Tanner did not like Far From Home! Tanner thought it had some good elements but ultimately went completely against everything Homecoming stood for! So now they're gonna turn it inside out, get rid of all the St. Tony stuff, and steer it closer to the text while retaining the elements we've already established. Maybe even set up a new third movie? Lindsay and them will also discuss Rugby injuries (described 29:00 to 32:00), getting punched in the face with dopamine, and hey - what happened to Tony's money?
Our friendship promo this week is @mooniesclub!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Nov 14, 2021
158: Theo Breaks into EA Headquarters
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
This week our guest Theo has roped us into a heist, in order to reprogram the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic remaster into a full-on remake. The morality of it is a mess, so he's gonna walk us through all the things that will help make your party member's reactions to you more realistic (and also let you date the catgirl). Also discussed is the Ayn Rand of the Jedi, wedging a man to death, and the one episode of Spongebob where he forgets everything except fine dining and breathing.
Our friendship promo this week is Star Wars Made Me Gay, from @MakeMomProudProject and @DingDangIndustries on Instagram!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Theo:
@FourWholeMoons
@KH_AFE
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Nov 07, 2021
157: Lindsay Invents Vampire NordicTrack
Sunday Nov 07, 2021
Sunday Nov 07, 2021
Bleh bleh bleh! It's Twilight time! Lindsay's decided that Steph actually made an interesting setting...and then completely disregarded it in favour of bad love triangles. So we're gonna change things up! Now Alice is the manic pixie dream girl and Bella's a jock, the Volturi are a real threat, and werewolves are significantly less racist. Also discussed are going to Denmark, a vampire cowboy, and 17 different college degrees.
Our friendship promo this week is @AfterbitePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart