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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
This week Tanner is making some adjustments to Jingle Jangle, a movie from last year that they almost liked - but it could use a tune-up with the themes and a boost with the christmas-ness, and maybe some more repeated musical queues. Lindsay and them will also discuss the beyblade ripcord on your flying machine, putting a kaiju in, and real numbers.
Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Enter the mysterious Canadian Edutainment-horizon of Black Hole High - er, or Strange Days at Blake Holesy High? Either way, we're taking this kid's teen show and giving it the CW treatment. The arcs are tightened, the weirdness is ramped up, the cast is gayer, and we're still solving a love triangle via clones. Lindsay and Tanner will teach each other about skyfish, good vs. bad conspiracies, and Limp Bizkit.
Our friendship promo this week is @ChillhavenHigh!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindasyM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Dec 05, 2021
Sunday Dec 05, 2021
This week, Tanner had a bit of an existential crisis trying to figure out how to reboot Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, a film built entirely on the romcom landscape and celebrity disconnect of 2004. It's hard to replicate nowadays, but shifting around some mediums and making the characters less terrible could help. Him and Lindsay will also discuss your one miserable friend, the real life version of "Fast Car", and the Fighting Hokies.
Our friendship promo this week is @ThePodcastMines!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
This week we ask: what is a biopic if not well-funded RPF? Linday is gonna tell Tanner all about Joe Beyrle, an Amerikinski Komrade who went through a lot of stuff during WWII before ending up fighting alongside the Red Army. It's war, so it's hell, but there's also a lot of bureaucratic comedy to be found here.
Our friendship promo this week is @Tinsel_Tunes!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Nov 21, 2021
Sunday Nov 21, 2021
Tanner did not like Far From Home! Tanner thought it had some good elements but ultimately went completely against everything Homecoming stood for! So now they're gonna turn it inside out, get rid of all the St. Tony stuff, and steer it closer to the text while retaining the elements we've already established. Maybe even set up a new third movie? Lindsay and them will also discuss Rugby injuries (described 29:00 to 32:00), getting punched in the face with dopamine, and hey - what happened to Tony's money?
Our friendship promo this week is @mooniesclub!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
This week our guest Theo has roped us into a heist, in order to reprogram the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic remaster into a full-on remake. The morality of it is a mess, so he's gonna walk us through all the things that will help make your party member's reactions to you more realistic (and also let you date the catgirl). Also discussed is the Ayn Rand of the Jedi, wedging a man to death, and the one episode of Spongebob where he forgets everything except fine dining and breathing.
Our friendship promo this week is Star Wars Made Me Gay, from @MakeMomProudProject and @DingDangIndustries on Instagram!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Theo:
@FourWholeMoons
@KH_AFE
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Nov 07, 2021
Sunday Nov 07, 2021
Bleh bleh bleh! It's Twilight time! Lindsay's decided that Steph actually made an interesting setting...and then completely disregarded it in favour of bad love triangles. So we're gonna change things up! Now Alice is the manic pixie dream girl and Bella's a jock, the Volturi are a real threat, and werewolves are significantly less racist. Also discussed are going to Denmark, a vampire cowboy, and 17 different college degrees.
Our friendship promo this week is @AfterbitePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Deeeaaad Rising! It's not a realistic game series, but it is a fun one - at least the first two are. Tanner wants to take the series back to it's roots while also moving it forward, which means it's time for a cruise! Them and Lindsay are heading out to sea to combine the horrors of zombies, boats, and capitalism. Also discussed are nasty dolphins, a great deal at Home Hardware, and asexual pirates who don't want your booty.
Our friendship promo this week is @bastard_podcast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
What happens when you mix together a slasher film, a proto-goth girl, and a regency romance? This week's topic, where Lindsay has created a new horror flick from Jane Austen's novel Northanger Abbey! It works really well since there are a bunch of marriageable young people stuck in a house with nothing to do but plot and swoon. Of course neither she nor Tanner actually watch much horror, so they kinda guess for some stuff, but they still make things gruesome! They also dunk on British measuring systems, waltz to emo music, and declare Mary and Percy to be #CoupleGoals.
Our friendship promo this week is @CivilizedPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
It's Christine! The nastiest car metaphor for a toxic relationship, or drugs, or a haunted vagina. Tanner wants to turn one of their favourite Stephen King novels into a miniseries, and to do it they're gonna make it modern, make it make sense, and make it gay! Linday's along for the ride too to discuss shitty greasers, getting cucked by a car, and marrying a nice man who drives a civid.
Our friendship promo this week is @SporadicPhantom!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
Claim this episode for yourself by donating to the North Central Family Centre (https://www.canadahelps.org/en/charities/north-central-family-centre-inc/)!
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart