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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes

Sunday Feb 21, 2021
123: Tanner Invokes the Muse of Podcasting
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
This episode begins many aeons ago...back when Hercules was Disney's hottest mythological-gospel-sports movie. The best part was the music, so why not give the Muses their own time to shine? Tanner thinks there's an origin story in there that can be cobbled together from other various and sundry Greek myths - look, it's not like they can do worse than the original movie, right? Together with Lindsay they'll also sing about becoming president, car salesman voices, and being bad at geography. Okay that last one is just Tanner.
This week our friendship promo is @BeenDonePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 14, 2021
122: Laina Discusses an Anime Masterclass of Humanic Storytelling
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
This episode contains some brief but serious discussions on both the trauma of coming out and dealing with relatives who have Alzheimers. Listener discretion is advised.
This week we're joined by yet another special guest as Laina draws Lindsay and Tanner into a world of Pure Illusion...It's a reboot of Flip Flappers! Truly this simultaneously bonkers and heartfelt anime is already pretty strong, but by adjusting the pacing and removing the pervy robot, Laina is positive she can make something awesome and gay. Also discussed are the German biologist fandom, Shark Tale, and a cybergranny.
Our friendship promo this week is @Garden_Plots with Skeletor!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Laina:
@KH_AFE
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 07, 2021
121: Theo Apologizes to his Mom
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Whoa! This week our guest Theo is here to tell us about his Chronicles of Narnia RPG Video Game! It's a radical update to the setting that also helps us deal with the original books' racist implications and absolutism! But don't worry, there's plenty of fun stuff Tanner and Lindsay join in on too like the director's cut of Dodgeball, getting a zweihander for Christmas, and me - Sonic the Hedgehog!
Our friendship promo this week is @FaithFullPods!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Theo:
@FourWholeMoons
@KH_AFE
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 31, 2021
120: Lindsay Gives Top Gun a (Gay) Plot
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
This week's subject is sure to take your breath away (but don't sing along or you'll get kicked out of plane school). Lindsay's been voted to reboot Top Gun, so we're going to take this paper-thin movie and fill it up with enemies to lovers - the gayest trope. Along the way she and Tanner will talk about Volleyball Anime, what songs are more 80s, and how nothing actually happens in locker rooms.
Our friendship promo this week is @DeepDrkTruthPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 24, 2021
119: Rem vs Cloud vs Sephiroth vs 100 Shinra Henchmen
Sunday Jan 24, 2021
Sunday Jan 24, 2021
This week we've been joined by Rem, who's never passed up on a chance to fight God. They're here to reboot Final Fantasy Dissidia, which once was a fighting game but is now going full Dynasty Warriors. We're getting every cool girl with a huge sword (or gun) (or sword gun) and having them cleave through a hundred tiny baddies, much to Lindsay's confusion. Along the way we're going to remember Spoony, break all of our dolls, and Knuckles.
Our friendship promo this week is @wyldrvir!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Rem:
@RemSpeedwagon
@KH_AFE
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 17, 2021
118: Lindsay Treads Old Space and Doesn't Care
Sunday Jan 17, 2021
Sunday Jan 17, 2021
Star Trek has done many things. Lindsay thinks she can do them better. And she's looking at plots from Voyager, so there's a good chance she's right. Board the Tupaia and find out her broad-strokes ideas for what Trek can do and what it should be, including more alien aliens and a focus on navigators and the landing party. Tanner's along for the ride to help her discuss how many later sci-fi franchises use Trek as a reference point, what it means to be The West Wing in space, and why you should watch Hamlet in the original Elcor.
Our friendship promo this week is @CryptoNature!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 10, 2021
117: Tanner Takes their Digimon on a Competitive Roller Coaster
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Digiport Open! It's time to travel to a digital world where you can raise battling Tamagotchis to fight each other - or take them to an amusement park. But this is specifically for a Digimon MMO video game, so don't expect to be filling a farm full of a bunch of them. We're making sure they're all in balanced classes, making the world a little weird and dreamlike, and bringing over the dub writing staff. Also discussed are Neopets shopkeepers, crying at Santa, and gaming in a Saskatchewan winter.
Our friendship promo this week is @PKMN_Millennium. Join their discord! Our discord? There's a pokemon discord, don't question it.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 03, 2021
116: Christina Makes W.I.T.C.H. Queer(er)
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
It's the no-thoughts-head-empty, end-of-the-year special for NIIRYF as Tanner and Lindsay bring Christina in to walk them through a reboot of W.I.T.C.H., the comic and cartoon that briefly aired on Disney before getting screwed behind the scenes. Together the trio will spruce up the costumes, give the team RPG classes, and give Will a Smart House best friend.
Our friendship promo this week is @WeAreWatchingOP!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Christina:
@cwoodsart
@WaywardOCPod
@FaithFullPods
@LoserLikeMePod
Find US on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Dec 20, 2020
115: Lindsay As Tells By Ginger
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Our penultimate episode of 2020 is also a People's Choice episode, and we nearly grind to a halt because Lindsay made the mistake of optioning something that really doesn't need a reboot to begin with. Still, she'll try to explain As Told By Ginger to Tanner and demonstrate why the only possibility is a college series. Maybe? How do you even write slice-of-life? Either way we get through it via a university nostlaiga/therapy trip, double-secret imposter syndrome, and Ginger's fursona.
Our friendship promo this week is @TSFTMpod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Dec 13, 2020
114: Tanner Can Quote Love, Actually Backwards and Forwards
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Tanner's rebooting their favourite Christmas movie that has aged terribly, Love, Actually! Naturally, most of the issues can be solved by making it longer and gayer, and on Lindsay's suggestion they've moved the action to the Canadian Meritimes due to *airport themes* and *Canadian music*. Also discussed are combining the charm of Emma Thompson and Colin Firth, SK Premier Wayne, and an actual Demon.
Our friendship promo this week is the @PokeCasters Network Charity Tabletop Extravaganza!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart