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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
Episodes

Sunday Mar 14, 2021
126: Lindsay Thinks Roman Politicians Were Too Horny...Or Not Enough
Sunday Mar 14, 2021
Sunday Mar 14, 2021
Beware the Ides of March! Lindsay's taking us to history class as she explains the ins and outs of the Roman Empire - or at least the years from Caesar to Nero. HBO did Rome dirty and she wants to finish it not with 2, not with 5, but with 8 seasons of historical debate that eventually devolves into a dark sitcom. Tanner's only here for Cawiguwa though. Also discussed is Caesar bottoming, the Parthians gatekeeping China, and day-for-night budgets.
Our friendship promo this week is @IdealRemake
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Mar 07, 2021
125: Tanner Thinks Easy A Should be Shown in Schools
Sunday Mar 07, 2021
Sunday Mar 07, 2021
This week, Tanner is taking their favourite teen comedy Easy A and turning it into a musical! A tall order considering they don't actually know anything about making music, but at least there's one song that they can put in that they don't even have to write. What's more important is focusing on the movie's lessons about minding your own business about others' sexual proclivities. Also discussed with Lindsay are the importance of teen hangs, being the school Peloton, and the Borgias.
Our friendship promo this week is @OhNoLitClassPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 28, 2021
124: Lindsay Golfs into a Stargate
Sunday Feb 28, 2021
Sunday Feb 28, 2021
We've dialed up your address to send you this episode from across the galaxy! Lindsay is rebooting Stargate with a simple concept: what if it was all declassified today, and how would things play out? She and Tanner play around with the bureaucracy and mundanity of this and the show in general before coming upon an idea involving a mysterious force chasing people to Earth and a split narrative between now and the future. Also discussed are orientalism with ancient aliens, aliens in mom jeans, and sexy space witches.
Our friendship promo this week is @CreationCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 21, 2021
123: Tanner Invokes the Muse of Podcasting
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
Sunday Feb 21, 2021
This episode begins many aeons ago...back when Hercules was Disney's hottest mythological-gospel-sports movie. The best part was the music, so why not give the Muses their own time to shine? Tanner thinks there's an origin story in there that can be cobbled together from other various and sundry Greek myths - look, it's not like they can do worse than the original movie, right? Together with Lindsay they'll also sing about becoming president, car salesman voices, and being bad at geography. Okay that last one is just Tanner.
This week our friendship promo is @BeenDonePod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 14, 2021
122: Laina Discusses an Anime Masterclass of Humanic Storytelling
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
Sunday Feb 14, 2021
This episode contains some brief but serious discussions on both the trauma of coming out and dealing with relatives who have Alzheimers. Listener discretion is advised.
This week we're joined by yet another special guest as Laina draws Lindsay and Tanner into a world of Pure Illusion...It's a reboot of Flip Flappers! Truly this simultaneously bonkers and heartfelt anime is already pretty strong, but by adjusting the pacing and removing the pervy robot, Laina is positive she can make something awesome and gay. Also discussed are the German biologist fandom, Shark Tale, and a cybergranny.
Our friendship promo this week is @Garden_Plots with Skeletor!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Laina:
@KH_AFE
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Feb 07, 2021
121: Theo Apologizes to his Mom
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Whoa! This week our guest Theo is here to tell us about his Chronicles of Narnia RPG Video Game! It's a radical update to the setting that also helps us deal with the original books' racist implications and absolutism! But don't worry, there's plenty of fun stuff Tanner and Lindsay join in on too like the director's cut of Dodgeball, getting a zweihander for Christmas, and me - Sonic the Hedgehog!
Our friendship promo this week is @FaithFullPods!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Theo:
@FourWholeMoons
@KH_AFE
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 31, 2021
120: Lindsay Gives Top Gun a (Gay) Plot
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
This week's subject is sure to take your breath away (but don't sing along or you'll get kicked out of plane school). Lindsay's been voted to reboot Top Gun, so we're going to take this paper-thin movie and fill it up with enemies to lovers - the gayest trope. Along the way she and Tanner will talk about Volleyball Anime, what songs are more 80s, and how nothing actually happens in locker rooms.
Our friendship promo this week is @DeepDrkTruthPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst, or our Discord at https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 24, 2021
119: Rem vs Cloud vs Sephiroth vs 100 Shinra Henchmen
Sunday Jan 24, 2021
Sunday Jan 24, 2021
This week we've been joined by Rem, who's never passed up on a chance to fight God. They're here to reboot Final Fantasy Dissidia, which once was a fighting game but is now going full Dynasty Warriors. We're getting every cool girl with a huge sword (or gun) (or sword gun) and having them cleave through a hundred tiny baddies, much to Lindsay's confusion. Along the way we're going to remember Spoony, break all of our dolls, and Knuckles.
Our friendship promo this week is @wyldrvir!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Rem:
@RemSpeedwagon
@KH_AFE
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 17, 2021
118: Lindsay Treads Old Space and Doesn't Care
Sunday Jan 17, 2021
Sunday Jan 17, 2021
Star Trek has done many things. Lindsay thinks she can do them better. And she's looking at plots from Voyager, so there's a good chance she's right. Board the Tupaia and find out her broad-strokes ideas for what Trek can do and what it should be, including more alien aliens and a focus on navigators and the landing party. Tanner's along for the ride to help her discuss how many later sci-fi franchises use Trek as a reference point, what it means to be The West Wing in space, and why you should watch Hamlet in the original Elcor.
Our friendship promo this week is @CryptoNature!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart

Sunday Jan 10, 2021
117: Tanner Takes their Digimon on a Competitive Roller Coaster
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Digiport Open! It's time to travel to a digital world where you can raise battling Tamagotchis to fight each other - or take them to an amusement park. But this is specifically for a Digimon MMO video game, so don't expect to be filling a farm full of a bunch of them. We're making sure they're all in balanced classes, making the world a little weird and dreamlike, and bringing over the dub writing staff. Also discussed are Neopets shopkeepers, crying at Santa, and gaming in a Saskatchewan winter.
Our friendship promo this week is @PKMN_Millennium. Join their discord! Our discord? There's a pokemon discord, don't question it.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart