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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
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Monday Jun 29, 2020
Monday Jun 29, 2020
This season, the accessory any teen queen bee needs is this week's episode where we talk about the movie G.B.F. It makes Tanner and Lindsay ask important questions like: where do all these queen bees come from? What kind of gravity should be given to one coming out? And where did all of our teen soaps go? This generation needs them!
Our friendship promo this week is @SRClash_Pod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
This week is a little more serious than usual. Lindsay is rebooting DC Bombshells, but we don't want to romanticize WWII as a rompin' fun time even with superheroines and nazi-punching. We're going postwar, dealing with what's become of the world and reckoning with the injustices that were committed. Not that there's no levity whatsoever - Jonh Constantine is a bunny, Raven is a raisin, and the invisible plane arrives by the end!
Our friendship promo this week is @CtrlPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
The subject this week is just Whatever. Literally! The YA novel by SJ Goslee alleges to be about a high school slacker realizing he's bi, but something seemed off about it when Tanner read it. So they're gonna rewrite it and rehash it by giving the protagonist the chance to call out toxic people and only engage in sober sloppy makeouts! Alongside Lindsay they'll also discuss queerbaiting, being nice as a threat, and the concept of Sterek vs. Destiel.
Canadian Charities: https://twitter.com/emmabellish/status/1270962467439435776
Lambda Legal: https://www.lambdalegal.org/
Homeless Black Trans Women Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
This week we're going back to the bronze age - not the classical age, the bronze age, Lindsay was very specific. It's time for Song of Achilles, which took the text of the Illiad and turned it into explicitly gay eye contact between Achilles and Patroclus. She and Tanner will bring it to the big screen with sexy puppets, an ancient Greek baby-trading system, and seven different Timothy Chalomets.
This week we are spotlighting the following charities:
Justice for Tony McDade: https://ca.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-tony-mcdade
Black Legal Action Centre: https://www.blacklegalactioncentre.ca/
Miss Major Retirement Fund: https://fundly.com/missmajor
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
This month's People's Choice is Catching Fire. Just that one though, Tanner thinks the other two were pretty good and thinks only this one needs another go to tell a more interesting story.
This week, and every week, we are asking you to support your local bail funds and BIPOC-owned businesses that have been affected by the current protests.
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LidnsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 24, 2020
Sunday May 24, 2020
This week we have another guest! JD is here to tell us about the many failings of Miraculous, including but not limited to bad character development, airing out of order, and the de-canonization of linear time! Tanner and Lindsay aren't always sure what to make of it but they're here to help him write his fix-fic in order to standardize continuity, see the love square resolved happily, and supporting the official release.
Our friendship promo this week is @OhNoLitClassPod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
JD:
@CodenameJD
@SortedPod
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
This week we are dealing directly COVID-19 stuff, so if you're trying to avoid these topics feel free to skip this episode.
The pandemic is affecting every industry, movie theatres included. Sam knows we need to find a way to save them and stop studios from controlling both production and distribution, so he's teaming up with Tanner and Lindsay to brainstorm ways to keep them clean, keep them un-crowded, and possibly create a swinger's theatre. Meanwhile, Tanner lists the Digimon movies, Sam forgets that there are seasons, and Lindsay torments NSA Agent Steve.
Our friendship promo this week is @CreationCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Sam Gasch:
@SamGasch
@IdealRemake
Find Us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 10, 2020
Sunday May 10, 2020
This week, Starscream is gunning for Decepticon leadership once again as Tanner tries to make a solo film for him. He's gonna get beat up, a lot, because he's an idiot stuck in a robot Mean Girls for the first act. To spice things up, Tanner and Lindsay are going to throw in a muttonchops robot, some Stranger Things-type kids, and the tragic tale of Waspinator.
Our friendship promo this week is @beendonepod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday May 03, 2020
Sunday May 03, 2020
This week Lindsay swan dives into some of the weirder, more esoteric parts of the DC universe with a Gotham Academy series for the Arrowverse. It's all gothic romance and teenage weirdness with a diverse group of characters, secret underground passages, and Killer Croc! Tanner's serving as an Arrowverse ringer but we're post-crisis now so anything goes. Also discussed are Bruce needing to step up, Teenage Mutant Body Horror, and school architecture.
Our friendship promo this week is @Garden_Plots with Skeletor!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
This week we enter the suck zone as Tanner makes a quick little sequel to Twister. It's a great movie that everyone else is just mean to, and they think it's time for a sequel all about parents and children and huge tornadoes. Along the way they'll tell Lindsay about the behind the scenes drama of the original and Lindsay will discuss Bill Paxton's proximity to assassinations. Hey, what?!
Our friendship promo this week is @LetsStealCast!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on Twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@LindsayM476
@SparkyUpstart